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The Kiss This Guy Syndrome

Started by Constable Hogweed, Sun, 2005-08-14, 15:12:09

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Constable Hogweed

DEEP PURPLE - ( Smoke on the water )
Smoke on the water, fire in the sky
Slow motion Walter, fire engine guy

Smoke on the water
Small can of water


BLACK SABBATH ( Paranoid ) I tell you to enjoy life, i wish i could but its too late.
I tell you to end your life, i wish i could but its too late.

GENESIS ( Invisible Touch )
She seems to have an invisible touch yea
She sees the hat but is she gonna touch it

GENESIS - ( Suppers ready ) Cant you feel our souls unite
Cant you feel arseholes ignite

FOREIGNER ( Hot Blooded ) I'm hot blooded, check it and see
I'm hot blooded, chicken and seed

IRON MAIDEN ( Can i play with madness ) Can i play with madness
can i play with magnets

PINK FLOYD - ( Comfortably Numb ) My hands felt just like two balloons
My hands smelled just like tuba lube

PINK FLOYD ( Another brick in the wall ) No dark sarcasm in the classroom
No dogs or cats are in the classroom

STEELY DAN - ( Reelin' in the years ) Are you reelin' in the years?
Are you really into yeast?

SMALL FACES - ( Itchycoo Park ) We'll dry the tears there
We'll try the cheese there

STEPPENWOLF - ( Born to be wild ) Take the world in a love embrace
Kick the world in a loving place

Deenfan

Haha!! Congrats on a very good 100th post!! :D

Constable Hogweed

Quote from: Deenfan on Sun, 2005-08-14, 23:28:36
Haha!! Congrats on a very good 100th post!! :D

Cheers Deenfan. I didn't even know it was the ton.  :-[ ;D

gelert

The Bee-Gees - (Night Fever)
Nice Beever, nice bee...ver.

Baby Bird (You're Gorgeous)
You're gormless...

That's all that I remember at present....
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keyboardistmatt

QUEEN - "Bohemian Rapsody"

Mama just killed a man
Mama just viewed the land


CRANBERRIES - "Linger"

Do you have to let it linger
Do you have to use your finger
...Is this just a dream I'm in?

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Appelmoes??

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keyboardistmatt

...Is this just a dream I'm in?

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gelert

Quote from: Appelmoes?? on Tue, 2005-08-16, 20:46:53
This topic seems familair... :o

But Sir, Sir...

It was one of Gelert's Hogweed's, Sir...


;D
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Xanxtuary

My dad is good at mishearing lyrics.  Some of his misheards are truly baffling.  Witness:

Genesis - The Musical Box "all this time has passed me by"
Dad's version "now let's turn the b@st@rd out"

Genesis again - In the cage "padding out leftover room"
Dad's version "99 luft balloons" (I think he was a closet Nena fan at the time)

And just to show that like father, like daughter ...

Yes - City of Love "Like a legend the man he sharp"
My teenage self heard "Like a legend the mongoose shark"

???
Progpriestess Xanxtuary Hogweed

kmorse

misheard:

"one-zero-zero, one-zero-zero-one, S-O-S"
"one-zero-zero, one-zero-zero-one, in this dress"

actual:

"one-zero-zero, one-zero-zero-one, S-O-S"
"one-zero-zero, one-zero-zero-one, in distress"

-- Rush, "The Body Electric"

I'm falling.....Falling down again!

Vanderwoude

On the dutch version of popidols, one girl sang:

Strong in his pants with my fingers   :o ;D

Very, very stupid  ???
''I'm a million times removed, from the socially closed world.''
I can imagine, that wouldn't be too nice.

PH

Quote from: Vanderwoude on Mon, 2005-10-03, 19:00:52
On the dutch version of popidols, one girl sang:

Strong in his pants with my fingers   :o ;D

Very, very stupid  ???

What was the actual song then?

Nice topic by the way. I'm sure I will post here someday ;D.
I remember that I heard a very stupid line once, can't remember which one actually...

Vanderwoude

Quote from: PH on Mon, 2005-10-03, 19:10:46
What was the actual song then?

It is Killing me softly from the Fugees, but I think it's not originaly from them. Maybe someone else can tell us that more precisely.
The lyrics like they should be:

'Strumming my pain with his fingers,
Singing my life with his words'

''I'm a million times removed, from the socially closed world.''
I can imagine, that wouldn't be too nice.

gelert

http://www.stlyrics.com/songs/r/robertaflack8341/killingmesoftlywithhissong288482.html

Roberta Flack...

"Strumming my pants with his finger" is the popular lyrical misinterpretation...

...Fnarr, Fnarr  ;D
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keyboardistmatt

...and they're running up that road
they're running up that hill, with no clothes on...
...Is this just a dream I'm in?

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Peter

funny that the things people hear are often what they want to hear, and often in an.... erm.... sexually hinted way... :D
Arriving somewhere, but not here....

gelert

New York, London, Munich, Paris...
Everybody talk about...
Rolf Harris...


Is this a good example, Peter...?
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Moonloop

Two days running that Rolf Harris gets a mention in a Prog Rock forum - is there no end to this guy's popularity   ;D

(rumours that he's currently working on a 'wobble-board' version of 'The Gates of Delerium' are said to be unsubstanciated at the time of going to press...)

;D
The brainwashed do not know that they are brainwashed...

keyboardistmatt

Quote from: Moonloop on Fri, 2005-10-14, 08:52:28
Two days running that Rolf Harris gets a mention in a Prog Rock forum - is there no end to this guy's popularity ;D

(rumours that he's currently working on a 'wobble-board' version of 'The Gates of Delerium' are said to be unsubstanciated at the time of going to press...)

;D

Incidently, a 'wobble-board' version of "Supper's Ready" was scrapped due to time restraints. ;D
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gelert

#19
Quote from: keyboardistmatt on Fri, 2005-10-14, 15:27:25
Incidentally, a 'wobble-board' version of "Supper's Ready" was scrapped due to time restraints. ;D

Apparently, this was a thinly-disguised excuse by the suppliers of said 'Wobble-Board', vis Messrs Wickes, Homebase, Sue, Grabbit & Runne...

The real story is that, after literally months of recording, every single piece of raw-material, from Hardboard through to 10mm MDF that was supplied, spontaneously imploded during the 9/16 section....something to do with progressively-algorithmic harmonics, not to mention the Help Desk being inundated with questions as to whether a Gabble-Ratchet was 3/8" or 1/2"...!  ...er it 'sez 'ere...

Letters were immediately dispatched to owners of new houses, warning them of the danger of playing Progressive Rock, lest their walls and floors collapse.

To date, the only reply received, was a question from "Mrs. Royle" of Liverpool, asking whether "trouser-chuffs" at irregular intervals would reproduce this catastrophe....

Prog - Bringing The House Down, somewhere near you...  ;)
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keyboardistmatt

Quote from: gelert on Fri, 2005-10-14, 18:37:28
To date, the only reply received, was a question from "Mrs. Royle" of Liverpool, asking whether "trouser-chuffs" at irregular intervals would reproduce this catastrophe....
It should be noted that Mrs. Royle was sent a reply to her question, detailing that trouser-chuffs at irregular intervals will only reproduce this catastrophe if the air around the immediate area is moving in presicely 11/16 time.
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