Author Topic: The Greatest Mis-heard Lyrics Ever, that still made sense...! (Vol.2) (Read 21936 times)

gelert · « **on:** Tue, 2005-07-19, 20:35:48 »

Just to get the ball rolling...

Pendragon - Victims Of Life:

"Among the woods and the trees,
And all the other moss-able things..."

(correct lyric= and all the other possible things)

i.e. other things that could be covered in / grow moss...

...apart from a rolling stone, obviously...Â

What have you...?Â Follow the format...?

keyboardistmatt · « **Reply #1 on:** Wed, 2005-07-20, 00:11:15 »

"Mama, just viewed the land"

actual lyric: "Mama, just killed a man..."
QUEEN - "Bohemian Rapsody"

Bear in mind... I was 4 or 5 at the time...

kmorse · « **Reply #2 on:** Wed, 2005-07-20, 03:04:51 »

"Lost in this doghouse"

Â ---------- "Shattererd Room" - Arena

kmorse · « **Reply #3 on:** Wed, 2005-07-20, 04:46:47 »

the most famous:

"'scuse me, while I kiss this guy"

-- Jimi Hendrix, "Purple Haze"

Moonloop · « **Reply #4 on:** Wed, 2005-07-20, 08:29:36 »

The girlfriend of a good mate of mine who wasn't into rock music (that's the g/friend, not the mate) mis-heard the 'famous' AC/DC track/lyric as:

"dirty deeds done to sheep"

Curiously she accepted it as ok (must be a Northerner thing), and didn't actually comment on it at the time or for years since and it only came out in a drunken conversation many years later.

(this is actually the same person who, early morning and without her glasses, tried to kill a slug on the garden path by sprinkling salt on it - which would have been fine had it not been a cat turd)

Peter · « **Reply #5 on:** Wed, 2005-07-20, 09:34:16 »

I'm German, so this list would prolly be endless, if only i wouldn't have swamped out the memory of it...

Appelmoes?? · « **Reply #6 on:** Wed, 2005-07-20, 10:36:53 »

Ayreon - To the Quasar:

"To the Gaybaaaaaaaar, beyond the milkyway
the redshift is high, a bright light in the sky"

The milkyway would be another bar
the redshift the redlight district

But this doesn't sound very Arjen like

Still, looks funny though...

Deenfan · « **Reply #7 on:** Wed, 2005-07-20, 10:43:42 »

Another Ayreon great:

Actual lyrics: Demons dance in the castle hall

And I heard: Demons dance in the casserole

A song about really bad cooking?

JJ II · « **Reply #8 on:** Wed, 2005-07-20, 11:19:10 »

Only last year, I discovered that the chorus in Do They Know It's Christmas is: "Feed The World", whereas I always sang "People, whoooooo"....

gelert · « **Reply #9 on:** Wed, 2005-07-20, 20:00:51 »

Queen has been mentioned...and from Bohemian Rhapsody, we are proud to offer:

I see a little silhouetto of a man
Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango
Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very fright'ning me
(Galileo.) Galileo. (Galileo.) Galileo, Galileo figaro
Magnifico. I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me
He's just a poor boy from a poor family
Spare him his life from these pork sausages

(Real Lyric - this monstrosity)

Fried chicken instead, anyone...?

Emilia · « **Reply #10 on:** Fri, 2005-08-19, 15:12:16 »

Quote from: gelert on Wed, 2005-07-20, 20:00:51

Spare him his life from these pork sausages[/i]

(Real Lyric - this monstrosity)

Fried chicken instead, anyone...?

ILMAO !!!
fried chicken still better than pork sausages ...Â

to follow the Q. line...as one of the "biggest" Queen fans in the worldÂ ;DI was very proud of myself to be singing in 89 ...

"The one thing we're all waiting for is peace on earth - an end
to war
It's America we need - America
.... we're all waiting for today"
/Oueen "The Miracle"/
/maybe it was a political thing, ... or I was brainwashed as a teenager

/

Appelmoes?? · « **Reply #11 on:** Fri, 2005-08-19, 16:44:27 »

An oldie from the netherlands.

Venga boys:
We're going to eat pizza!
(We're going to Ibiza)

Emilia · « **Reply #12 on:** Thu, 2005-08-25, 15:46:54 »

Quote from: Appelmoes?? on Fri, 2005-08-19, 16:44:27

An oldie from the netherlands.

Venga boys:
We're going to eat pizza!
(We're going to Ibiza)

same happened to me ..with pizza... heee
pork sausages, chicken, pizza... our menu is growing bigger

CygnusX1 · « **Reply #13 on:** Fri, 2005-09-02, 02:00:39 »

As we all know Neil Peart of Rush is an excellent lyricist, however I did find myself wanting some of what he was on when I heard a line in the tune 'Driven' as 'Driven to the edge of a geetar chord'.

I accepted this as perfectly ok for a while, but then perusing the lyrics one day I discovered it was actually 'Driven to the edge of a deep dark hole'.Â Â

Half Moon · « **Reply #14 on:** Tue, 2005-09-13, 17:43:20 »

This is a misunderstanding that I had just a few weeks ago. I got the promo copy of Echolyn's new CD "The End Is Beautiful" (as a promo it didn't have any lyrics in the booklet). So when I did an interview with the band I asked: "Don't you find the lyrics "there's no life worth living" very dark and pessimistic?" And Ray answered: "Well, the lyrics are quite dark, but the line you're referring to actually reads "there's no lie worth believing".

Actually this is still a line that keeps repeating in my head - and I just love the song "Georgia Pine" as well as the whole album and can't wait to see Echolyn live! What a great weekend - first Echolyn in The Metropool/Hengelo on Thursday and then Arena at The Boerderij/Zoetermeer on Friday

Emilia · « **Reply #15 on:** Thu, 2005-10-06, 15:36:37 »

More of the Queen menu (for gourmets only - still referring to old pork sausages

)

(...) Buddy youâ€™re an old man poor man...Gonna make you some beef someday...

******
(...)I've paid my dues -
Time after time -
I've done my sentence
But committed no crime -
You baked me steaks, I ate a few (...)

E.

PH · « **Reply #16 on:** Fri, 2005-10-07, 22:33:16 »

One that bothers me big time.
Still does.

Solar - Dark Places

Atrophy

"Add your fear right in, in your mushrooms at your skin."

actual lyric:
"Atrophy sets in, through your muscles and your skin."

PH · « **Reply #17 on:** Sat, 2005-10-08, 19:56:09 »

Another one:

Dream Theater - Octavarium

Never Enough

"Sacrifice my life, but let my kids and wife offer you to be happy"

actual lyric:

"Sacrifice my life, neglect my kids and wife all for you to be happy"

Well... they both made sense $:-\$

Emilia · « **Reply #18 on:** Mon, 2005-10-10, 09:41:48 »

more Q. stuff came to my mind...(champagne lovers forgive me

)

...She keeps moving a shovel
In her pretty cabinet...(..)

Original Lyrics:
...She keeps Moet et Chandon
In her pretty cabinet... (..)

("Killer Queen")
E.

Peter · « **Reply #19 on:** Mon, 2005-10-10, 09:52:33 »

Quote from: PH on Sat, 2005-10-08, 19:56:09

but let my kids and wife offer you to be happy"

As long as it's not "let me offer you my wife...to be happy"... that would be.... kinda weird.

Emilia · « **Reply #20 on:** Mon, 2005-10-10, 09:55:43 »

Quote from: Peter on Mon, 2005-10-10, 09:52:33

As long as it's not "let me offer you my wife...to be happy"... that would be.... kinda weird.

E.

TomSawYa · « **Reply #21 on:** Thu, 2005-10-13, 11:12:39 »

From the very beginning of my addiction to Rush, my favorite album Moving pictures, the amazing "Tom Sawyer" back in 1981:

a monday warrior, mean mean stride...

of course

a modern day warrior,...

Geddy sings the two syllables in one so this may be forgiven for a german boy at the age of 16.

Still I´m a monday warrior sometimes trying to force myself to get up in the morning !!

Moonloop · « **Reply #22 on:** Thu, 2005-10-13, 12:18:34 »

Quote from: TomSawYa on Thu, 2005-10-13, 11:12:39

From the very beginning of my addiction to Rush, my favorite album Moving pictures, the amazing "Tom Sawyer" back in 1981:

a monday warrior, mean mean stride...

of course

a modern day warrior,...

Geddy sings the two syllables in one so this may be forgiven for a german boy at the age of 16.

Still I´m a monday warrior sometimes trying to force myself to get up in the morning !!

LOL

You're not on your own with Geddy's singing - especially without a lyric sheet

sotonrobin · « **Reply #23 on:** Thu, 2005-10-13, 14:49:14 »

From Beware of Darkness - Spock's Beard

Watch out now
Take care beware
Of farts that linger

Should be
Watch out now
Take care beware
Of thoughts that linger

Peter · « **Reply #24 on:** Thu, 2005-10-13, 15:06:09 »

Quote from: sotonrobin on Thu, 2005-10-13, 14:49:14

From Beware of Darkness - Spock's Beard

Watch out now
Take care beware
Of farts that linger

ROFL