Ah, got it now....
If I stand on my head, read the monitor upside-down, and NOW scan the tabs from top-to-bottom, it sounds just like...
...wait a moment...
'Ey Up, this IS FlatBoy Slim, but mixed by The Wombles...
Hold on. What's that you're saying...?
Ah, the penny has
finally dropped...
These tabs don't transalate onto Left-Handed MIDI air-drums...
For that, we need the special
"Peter Matrix Tabulator"...
