Since PH didn't get the link to work, here's the story:
Hi!
Today, when I was heading for home after the silly boring meeting I was at the whole day, I couldn't find my car in the parking lot. WHAT THE...
?!!!!!!!!!!!! I'll cut the long story short for you: After half an hour on the phone, trying to find someone who knew where the HELL it was, I learned that it was towed away, and stored somewhere in the city. WHY WHY WHY WHY?
?!!!!!!!!!!!!! Apparently, some fuckface had parked almost in the middle of the road, so a truck couldn't get past. So he called the proper authorities, and asked that it'd be removed. Of course, in the mean time, the owner of the car appears and drives away from there. So, when the cuntpukers get there, the only car they can find that is by any stretch of the imagination somewhat questionably parked, is mine. By way of a measuring tape, they've gathered I was a bit off the designated spot. And I was parked 50 meters away from the road, so they must have searched high and low to find SOMEONE to tow away while they were there... I wasn't standing in anybody's way, and it has never happened that anyone has been towed away from where I stood, according to the watchman that helped me out.
Of course, someone else had parked in the exact same spot minutes after they removed mine...
To think that someone I don't know parked like a complete dick, and for that I had to go suffer a delay, much distress, and on top of it all pay more than £100 to get my car back!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm not through with those sewer creatures, believe me. They have unleashed the FUCKING fury!!!!
It doesn't help that this is the same car that was backed into and crashed, three days old, a month ago. I'm jinxed!!
I got a message for the staff at the parking office in Tromsø:
I hope you all get raped by elephants on amphetamine for christmas! And if you're not, I'm gonna make you feel like you were...
- - - -
Of course, now I'm ok again, and I'm gonna get my money back, too!
What plagues me today is the message that the record company had misunderstood something and haven't even sent the package with our cd in, when I have been watching the mailbox like a madman for two weeks... On the other hand, it was the biggest selling title from loud1 last week, so I'm kinda happy about that... But right now I'm very tired, 'cause I'm just home after a mission... I'm raving...
