Actually, I'm reliably informed* that the Dalai Lama said "Well my son, life is like a beanstalk, isn't it?"
* By the first Transatlantic album, no less
So it was the Dalai Lama who said: "Well my son, life is like a beanstalk, isn't it?".
Inspector Morse who said: "...".
And Neal Morse who said that the Dalai Lama said "Well my son, life is like a beanstalk, isn't it?".
Was Neal Morse an inspector?