http://www.denverpost.com/entertainment/ci_4465842
LOL
Actually, as a parent I'd never play rock to babies...
I liked the title to the Metallica one: "Full Metal Diaper"
When my niece was a baby, she would only go to sleep if my brother played a Rush album. However now she is 4 yrs old and into the Tweenies!!!! *horns*
When Sammi was a baby she would only go to sleep to Queen or Status Quo in her bouncy chair parked right in the middle of the speakers. These days she goes to sleep with Strangefish and White Willow!!
This begs the question: When will 'Arena for Infants' be released?
Song suggestions?
Crying for Milk I - VII
Out of the Uterus
A "Crack" in the Diaper
"An Angel Cries"
"Never Ending Night" (for the parrents. ;D)
"Bedframe Lair"
"Opera Nosleepia"
"Waiting For My Drink" (That could be dad asking for a beer in the cafe of course. ;D)
"Splatterdrome"
8)
Of course nobody could do without:
"Empire Of A Thousand Toys" ;D
And Pins & Needles would become "Teats & Dummies".
Something revolving around "Contagion" might work.
I think Clive has his work cut out for him.
I like Bedframe Lair! ;D
"Waiting for the Flood's" lyrics would refer to a soon to be wet diaper. Perhaps written from the changer-to-be's perspective.