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Title: Senseless thread...
Post by: keyboardistmatt on Fri, 2005-10-21, 23:47:07
I thought I'd humour myself by starting this senceless thread.

...Just call it another thread that we can all talk total and utter bollocks in. ;) ;D
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: Constable Hogweed on Wed, 2005-10-26, 00:40:51

Devlin Twizzledweep

Devlin never really got on with his tortoise. It was a wonder he could wake up every morning, with that gnawing feeling of busfare. Devlin never really loved his cat, although he would ache over many a thumb just to feel that cool fresh engine. Devlin was agonisingly short for a man of 12 foot seventeen inches, he never gave dramatics to fishes. devlin was ice cold stretching rack in his prime.....Funny the way the gin used to go so quick though. Devlin was primed for toothache and gum boils in more ways than the queen would ever dare tell Germany. Devlin moved stealthily in his earwig kind of way. I could never understand his disputes with morning dew, although many a fine English picnic was had by Toasty Burns.
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: keyboardistmatt on Wed, 2005-10-26, 07:29:50
Quote from: Constable Hogweed on Wed, 2005-10-26, 00:40:51
...although many a fine English picnic was had by Toasty Burns.

OOOOH... Toast! ;D
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: Xanxtuary on Sun, 2005-10-30, 14:41:57
A little explanation needed here.  On the Rush forums somebody started a topic informing us that the Bible is now available on ITunes for downloading to IPods.  Someone else joked that IPods should be renamed God Pods.  And so I added this little story ...

In the Garden of Eden God planted a tree and on that tree grew Apples!  God looked at the Apples and saw that they were good so he decided to make them omniscient.  They then evolved into a higher form of life (see Sir Clive Nolan the AppleMacAdventist for further details) and invented lots of machines to help humankind to progress.  Among the machines which they invented was a cute little device called a God Pod ... on which the poor little misguided humans could listen to the Word of God ... and thus receive the spiritual guidance which they desperately needed.

God listened to his God Pod ... and he heard that it was good!

(I amended the reference to Clive Nolan on this thread because my original referred to a member of the Rush forums who is into Mac computers ... and you lot wouldn't know that person!)
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: keyboardistmatt on Sun, 2005-10-30, 21:03:11
Quote from: Xanxtuary on Sun, 2005-10-30, 14:41:57
...see Sir Clive Nolan the AppleMacAdventist for further details...
AppleMacAdventist...??  ???
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: Appelmoes?? on Sun, 2005-10-30, 22:53:45
What's wrong with apples?
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: keyboardistmatt on Sun, 2005-10-30, 23:15:28
Not sure... do they wear Macs, then? ;D
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: Appelmoes?? on Sun, 2005-10-30, 23:23:30
Quote from: keyboardistmatt on Sun, 2005-10-30, 23:15:28
Not sure... do they wear Macs, then? ;D
I think Mac from Threshold is a bit heavy for me :P
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: keyboardistmatt on Thu, 2005-11-03, 20:33:21
I don't mind a Big Mac every now and then... ;D
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: Xanxtuary on Thu, 2005-11-03, 22:38:33
Quote from: Appelmoes?? on Sun, 2005-10-30, 23:23:30
I think Mac from Threshold is a bit heavy for me :P

Mac from Threshold is amazing!   8)  But I won't try to lift him though!  :D
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: Appelmoes?? on Fri, 2005-11-04, 12:32:26
Quote from: Xanxtuary on Thu, 2005-11-03, 22:38:33
Mac from Threshold is amazing!   8)  But I won't try to lift him though!  :D
He wear's a kilt doesn't he? Wouldn't want to look up that skirt... ::)
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: keyboardistmatt on Sat, 2005-11-05, 00:00:03
Quote from: Appelmoes?? on Fri, 2005-11-04, 12:32:26
He wear's a kilt doesn't he? Wouldn't want to look up that skirt... ::)
Errr...no, best not to...  ;)
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: Appelmoes?? on Sat, 2005-11-05, 03:25:30
Even though it's almost X-mas, I don't have the need to see some bells hanging...
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: PH on Sat, 2005-11-05, 12:17:38
Oh no...
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: keyboardistmatt on Sat, 2005-11-05, 15:46:32
Quote from: PH on Sat, 2005-11-05, 12:17:38
Oh no...

Errr... Oh yeah? ??? 8)
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: PH on Sat, 2005-11-05, 16:01:56
Quote from: keyboardistmatt on Sat, 2005-11-05, 15:46:32
Errr... Oh yeah? ??? 8)
Well errmm yeah no.


Senseless, totally senseless...
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: keyboardistmatt on Sat, 2005-11-05, 16:09:14
Quote from: PH on Sat, 2005-11-05, 16:01:56
Senseless, totally senseless...

That's the general idea... ;)
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: PH on Sat, 2005-11-05, 16:53:27
You're serious?

"No, senseless"

Ah, ok.
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: keyboardistmatt on Sat, 2005-11-05, 22:17:25
"Puff the magic hedgehog..."
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: Appelmoes?? on Sat, 2005-11-05, 23:56:52
Quote from: keyboardistmatt on Sat, 2005-11-05, 22:17:25
"Puff the magic hedgehog..."
What magic powers has this hedge hog? Except puffing? (that will rule out some sex oriented remarks I hope...)
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: PH on Sun, 2005-11-06, 00:02:19
Quote from: Appelmoes?? on Sat, 2005-11-05, 23:56:52
What magic powers has this hedge hog? Except puffing? (that will rule out some sex oriented remarks I hope...)

Oh no... it even isn't spring yet...

But as soon as it's midnight, some people begin to talk adult oriented sentences...
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: Appelmoes?? on Sun, 2005-11-06, 00:07:23
There should be a law against that :P
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: marcello on Sun, 2005-11-06, 11:45:14
The most stupid law is the law against making laws
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: marcello on Sun, 2005-11-06, 11:45:45
stupid, but probably one of the best
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: Xanxtuary on Sun, 2005-11-06, 16:33:04
Quote from: Appelmoes?? on Fri, 2005-11-04, 12:32:26
He wear's a kilt doesn't he? Wouldn't want to look up that skirt... ::)

I like his leather kilt, it suits him.  But since he wears leather trousers underneath, I doubt that even with his manic leaping and falling onto his knees that we would ever get to see what lies beneath ...

He did strip off the kilt near the end of the gig, and after the gig had finished and the band had gone offstage, he must have remembered that he'd left it on the stage ... he came back and hastily collected it.

Mac's kilt and Clive "ApfelMacAdventist" Nolan's long leather coat ... both very desirable items of prog memorabilia!

I digress ...

How long does apple sauce keep in the fridge?  I have half a jar of the stuff in there and I want to eat it but I don't want to eat it in case it's no longer fit for human consumption?  Any ideas, Apelmoes??
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: Appelmoes?? on Sun, 2005-11-06, 17:45:42
Has it evoleved into a new species yet?
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: Peter on Sun, 2005-11-06, 18:27:43
Quote from: Xanxtuary on Sun, 2005-11-06, 16:33:04
How long does apple sauce keep in the fridge?  I have half a jar of the stuff in there and I want to eat it but I don't want to eat it in case it's no longer fit for human consumption?  Any ideas, Apelmoes??

6 weeks max, I'd say from what I've seen so far...
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: keyboardistmatt on Sun, 2005-11-06, 21:41:11
Quote from: Xanxtuary on Sun, 2005-11-06, 16:33:04
How long does apple sauce keep in the fridge?  I have half a jar of the stuff in there and I want to eat it but I don't want to eat it in case it's no longer fit for human consumption?  Any ideas, Apelmoes??
Apple sauce is a preserve.  It should, provided it is kept in suitable conditions, be fit for human consumption until its 'use by' date.

Our jar of mint sauce is doing quite well.  It expires in Jan 2006...  I brought it back in January. ;D
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: PH on Mon, 2005-11-07, 07:12:04
Quote from: keyboardistmatt on Sun, 2005-11-06, 21:41:11
Apple sauce is a preserve.  It should, provided it is kept in suitable conditions, be fit for human consumption until its 'use by' date.

Our jar of mint sauce is doing quite well.  It expires in Jan 2006...  I brought it back in January. ;D
From what you're saying I can conclude you don't like mint sauce?
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: keyboardistmatt on Tue, 2005-11-08, 20:14:53
Quote from: PH on Mon, 2005-11-07, 07:12:04
From what you're saying I can conclude you don't like mint sauce?

Oh, not at all.  I love mint sauce, I brought it especially to have with lamb, but recent financial ball-ups have prevented me from buying lamb... :'(
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: Appelmoes?? on Tue, 2005-11-08, 20:23:19
Silence of the lamb :-X
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: PH on Tue, 2005-11-08, 22:00:00
Quote from: Appelmoes?? on Tue, 2005-11-08, 20:23:19
Silence of the lamb :-X

Well, the lamb is silent because it lies down on broadway actually.
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: keyboardistmatt on Tue, 2005-11-08, 22:25:28
Quote from: PH on Tue, 2005-11-08, 22:00:00
Well, the lamb is silent because it lies down on broadway actually.
That's not strictly true... there is nothing said about that lamb being silent... The lamb only lies down on broadway... ;D
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: Peter on Wed, 2005-11-09, 16:03:07
let's assume that the lamb is sleeping or even dead, therefor it will most surely also be very silent.
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: keyboardistmatt on Wed, 2005-11-09, 16:09:20
Quote from: Peter on Wed, 2005-11-09, 16:03:07
let's assume that the lamb is sleeping or even dead, therefor it will most surely also be very silent.

The Lamb Drops Dead On Broadway
The Dead Lamb Lies Down On Broadway
The Lamb Lies Down On Broadway And Dies
The Lamb Lies Down And Sleeps On Broadway
The Lamb Takes A Kip On Broadway...
;D
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: PH on Wed, 2005-11-09, 16:44:52
Or simply

The Lamb Dies Down On Broadway.
(The Light Dies Down On Broadway.)
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: johninblack on Wed, 2005-11-09, 18:11:07
The lamb.........would go well with mint sauce.
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: Wilford Jr. on Wed, 2005-11-09, 18:25:37
Quote from: johninblack on Wed, 2005-11-09, 18:11:07
The lamb.........would go well with mint sauce.

Indeed it does and someone on this forum (I can't remember who) has some in their fridge.  Perhaps we can borrow some.
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: Appelmoes?? on Wed, 2005-11-09, 18:33:20
Quote from: Wilford Jr. on Wed, 2005-11-09, 18:25:37
Indeed it does and someone on this forum (I can't remember who) has some in their fridge.  Perhaps we can borrow some.
LOL, that got this whole thing started :+
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: PH on Wed, 2005-11-09, 19:27:19
I like them with ketchup...
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: marcello on Wed, 2005-11-09, 20:11:47
As the words of Ralph Wiggum:

"My cat's breath smells of cat food"
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: PH on Wed, 2005-11-09, 21:05:44
Well, yeah, and every mood has it's food.
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: Bouge on Wed, 2005-11-09, 21:43:13
Quote from: PH on Wed, 2005-11-09, 19:27:19
I like them with ketchup...

Is this even slightly influenced by of mice and men?
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: PH on Wed, 2005-11-09, 22:21:53
Quote from: Bouge on Wed, 2005-11-09, 21:43:13
Is this even slightly influenced by of mice and men?

Indeed!! ;)
Funny that you recognised that.
Lenny and George.

I loved that movie
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: keyboardistmatt on Thu, 2005-11-10, 00:10:40
Quote from: Wilford Jr. on Wed, 2005-11-09, 18:25:37
Quote from: johninblack on Wed, 2005-11-09, 18:11:07
The lamb.........would go well with mint sauce.
Indeed it does and someone on this forum (I can't remember who) has some in their fridge.  Perhaps we can borrow some.

Yes, lamb goes woderfully wih mint sauce, and it's me with the mint sauce in the fridge! ;D

Mint sauce all around, then!
*ola*
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: marcello on Thu, 2005-11-10, 17:53:58
I can't remember where I posted it, but ages and ages ago, I posted a picture of the Butterfly Man. I have found another picture:

(http://coy.photosite.com/~photos/tn/5133_348.ts1117625246750.jpg)

(This is actually quite a scary picture, I apologise if I have caused any trauma)
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: keyboardistmatt on Thu, 2005-11-10, 18:53:28
Thankyou marcello.

In other news, I get paid tomorrow.

Hurrah! ;D
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: Bouge on Thu, 2005-11-10, 20:03:12
Quote from: PH on Wed, 2005-11-09, 22:21:53
Indeed!! ;)
Funny that you recognised that.
Lenny and George.

I loved that movie

I did that book and film resently at school, could well come up in the exams, so I like it significantly less than I would.
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: Appelmoes?? on Thu, 2005-11-10, 20:22:23
Quote from: keyboardistmatt on Thu, 2005-11-10, 18:53:28
In other news, I get paid tomorrow.

Hurrah! ;D
Now you can buy lamb!!
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: PH on Thu, 2005-11-10, 20:56:12
Quote from: Bouge on Thu, 2005-11-10, 20:03:12
I did that book and film resently at school, could well come up in the exams, so I like it significantly less than I would.

I did that book and film recently at school too. And I liked it more than I would.
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: keyboardistmatt on Thu, 2005-11-10, 21:40:10
Quote from: Appelmoes?? on Thu, 2005-11-10, 20:22:23
Now you can buy lamb!!
...Not a bad idea, that! ;D
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: marcello on Thu, 2005-11-10, 22:19:24
Does anyone know what comes after King?
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: Appelmoes?? on Fri, 2005-11-11, 11:50:01
Emperor?
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: Peter on Fri, 2005-11-11, 11:51:22
Quote from: Appelmoes?? on Fri, 2005-11-11, 11:50:01
Emperor?

nope, Imperator. At 1000 posts....
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: Appelmoes?? on Fri, 2005-11-11, 11:54:37
Quote from: Peter on Fri, 2005-11-11, 11:51:22
nope, Imperator. At 1000 posts....
And after that?
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: Peter on Fri, 2005-11-11, 15:40:50
Nothing(ness)
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: CygnusX1 on Fri, 2005-11-11, 18:17:34
Quote from: marcello on Thu, 2005-11-10, 22:19:24
Does anyone know what comes after King?

Ace ;)
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: keyboardistmatt on Fri, 2005-11-11, 20:19:50
Quote from: CygnusX1 on Fri, 2005-11-11, 18:17:34
Ace ;)

The ace of spades the ace of spades...

Da-dadadadadadada-da-da, Da-dadadadadadada-da-da...
*ola*
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: Appelmoes?? on Fri, 2005-11-11, 20:48:31
What band is that? I know that song!
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: marcello on Sat, 2005-11-12, 12:32:53
Motörhead!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I havent listened to them in a while, I think i'll just put the CD on...
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: Bouge on Sat, 2005-11-12, 18:07:14
Quote from: PH on Mon, 2005-11-07, 07:12:04
From what you're saying I can conclude you don't like mint sauce?

I'm afraid the reason it makes me like it less is that we spent so..... much time on it... reading it.... studying it..... over and over again. :(
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: keyboardistmatt on Mon, 2005-11-21, 21:11:31
Quote from: Bouge on Sat, 2005-11-12, 18:07:14
I'm afraid the reason it makes me like it less is that we spent so..... much time on it... reading it.... studying it..... over and over again. :(

What about horseradish sauce? ;D
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: Deenfan on Wed, 2005-11-30, 04:10:52
I'm here because (bee-sauce?) I make no sense tonight. :)
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: PH on Wed, 2005-11-30, 08:23:16
Good mourning everybody!
I just had a knightmare, in witch I only post in senseless threats.
It is ferry cold here in Holland... But their is know snow hear.

Actually I don't veil so good.
May bee I rather wound go to school.

To bed I don't have a car. Well... I could go bye buss.

Butt that will cost me.

Dilemma...
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: Appelmoes?? on Wed, 2005-11-30, 11:42:23
Now that's some senseless typing :)
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: keyboardistmatt on Wed, 2005-11-30, 15:50:20
I hear the Oxford Dictionary is pretty good... ;D
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: Deenfan on Wed, 2005-11-30, 17:33:35
classic - fertilizer - lumberjack - shelter - variation

Five words from the Oxford dictionary. Now, can we have a story made from these? (you can add other words, preferrably silly ones!!)
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: Appelmoes?? on Wed, 2005-11-30, 18:27:14
The classic lumberjack uses fertilizer as shelter for variation...
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: keyboardistmatt on Thu, 2005-12-01, 00:30:44
The classic fertilizer uses a lumberjack as shelter for variation. ;D
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: gelert on Thu, 2005-12-01, 02:04:28
The classic fertilizer uses a lumberjack as shelter for variation....

19 Across, 7 letters...


Alternatively, change your dealer...  ;)
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: marcello on Thu, 2005-12-01, 21:55:11
My fertilizer is what the classic lubmerjack wants for his variation shelter
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: PH on Thu, 2005-12-01, 21:59:27
There's no variation when everybody's talking about fertilizers, a classic lumberjack and shelter.

8)
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: gelert on Fri, 2005-12-02, 01:24:39
Shelteration of the lassic clumber fertijack varies...?

Am I on the right lines here...?  ???

Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: keyboardistmatt on Sat, 2005-12-03, 15:44:26
Quote from: gelert on Fri, 2005-12-02, 01:24:39
Shelteration of the lassic clumber fertijack varies...?

Am I on the right lines here...?  ???

Not quite.
You may be reffering to finding a way to Shelter Fertilizers from a Lumberjack with a Classic Variation. :D
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: Xanxtuary on Sat, 2005-12-03, 23:29:27
Seeing the post about The Butterfly Man reminded me of something I saw recently in the tabloids ...

Footballer Harry Kewell's wife wearing a shirt with a picture of a butterfly on it and underneath in flamboyant curly text "The Butterfly Man".  So does that mean Mrs Kewell is an Arena fan?  I should have scanned the photo and displayed it on here, this would have made the point far more eloquently, but as you can see ... I didn't.

As for the apple sauce, I discarded the half-eaten jar just to be safe and bought a new jar.  Hoggie finds my stringent sticking to "eat by" and "use by" dates very amusing.  He jokes that on the stroke of midnight on the Best Before Date, the food particles are saying to each other "That's it, lads, time to go off!" etc.  Perhaps I should have allowed the old jar of apple sauce to evolve into a new life form.  Does this mean that by throwing it out I am a Xenocide like Ender?  I have killed off an entire race by my thoughtless actions.  Only I am 37, not 12 like Ender and I know that this is real life, not an alleged computer simulation.  Mayhap I can redeem myself by buying the whole stock of apple sauce from the supermarket and leaving them to evolve into ... whatever they are going to evolve into.
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: johninblack on Sun, 2005-12-04, 04:32:07
Quote from: Xanxtuary on Sat, 2005-12-03, 23:29:27
  I have killed off an entire race by my thoughtless actions.  Only I am 37, not 12 like Ender and I know that this is real life, not an alleged computer simulation.  Mayhap I can redeem myself by buying the whole stock of apple sauce from the supermarket and leaving them to evolve into ... whatever they are going to evolve into.

NO, sorry thats it you are a murderer, and obviously as you admit that this is real life you must therefore be prepared to accept the consequences of your actions.........Hang on.....Buggerit!, forgot what I was on about.....what's this thread, how many beers before you ramble...how many rambles before you beer, beer, beer! I'll just think about the beer! Of course I would NEVER* post in a senseless thread!

* In buiness terms never means Hardly at all, very rearly, and then only to save face.

I'm a lumberjack and i'm OK, I work all night and I sleep all day.
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: johninblack on Sun, 2005-12-04, 04:33:23
Who the f*~k is that last guy?
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: keyboardistmatt on Sun, 2005-12-04, 20:11:25
Quote from: Xanxtuary on Sat, 2005-12-03, 23:29:27
Mayhap I can redeem myself by buying the whole stock of apple sauce from the supermarket and leaving them to evolve into ... whatever they are going to evolve into.
Err... you can't do that, Xana...

...because buying the entire stock of apple sauce from supermarkets means there won't be any for me. ;D

...and what a waste of apple sauce leaving it to evolve without eating it! >:(
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: PH on Mon, 2005-12-05, 08:00:23
If you eat it, it will evolve. Take it from me.
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: Deenfan on Mon, 2005-12-05, 11:15:06
Evolution as such is fundamentally dependant upon eating! So, get stuffed!! ;D
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: Appelmoes?? on Mon, 2005-12-05, 11:50:36
Quote from: PH on Mon, 2005-12-05, 08:00:23
If you eat it, it will evolve. Take it from me.
Into a brown substance?
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: PH on Mon, 2005-12-05, 14:32:40
Quote from: Appelmoes?? on Mon, 2005-12-05, 11:50:36
Into a brown substance?

I thought "I won't say that, they will call me stupid.".
You did.
You're stupid now. ;D
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: gelert on Mon, 2005-12-05, 20:21:58
WARNING - Jam at Bad-Parts Outfeed...er, it 'sez 'ere on my screen for one of our automated machines...
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: keyboardistmatt on Wed, 2005-12-07, 19:00:12
Quote from: gelert on Mon, 2005-12-05, 20:21:58
WARNING - Jam at Bad-Parts Outfeed...er, it 'sez 'ere on my screen for one of our automated machines...
Ahh yes, that old chestnut...

There is a remedy for that, but you don't wanna know about that just now.  Ask me a little later. ;D
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: gelert on Thu, 2005-12-15, 01:04:03
It's a "little later"...
The old chestnut needs remedy.... (Lordy, am I allowed to say that on this forum...?!)  ;)
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: keyboardistmatt on Thu, 2005-12-15, 19:30:27
Quote from: gelert on Thu, 2005-12-15, 01:04:03
It's a "little later"...
The old chestnut needs remedy.... (Lordy, am I allowed to say that on this forum...?!)  ;)

Prunes and Kellogs All-Bran should help soften the jam... ;D
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: gelert on Sat, 2005-12-17, 22:54:58
Alternatively, we'll get the drummer to use brushes, turn down the amps, and laze into a 3/4 noodle....

See...

Jam now softened.   8)
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: keyboardistmatt on Tue, 2005-12-20, 18:55:53
Wonderful! :D
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: Smegal on Fri, 2006-01-13, 04:59:04
I w as gonna continue this thre ad with something compleatly sence l  ess and un   mean  ing full that didn't make sence atall

but i can't remember what
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: maddox on Fri, 2006-01-13, 21:28:14
Quote from: Smegal on Fri, 2006-01-13, 04:59:04
I w as gonna continue this thre ad with something compleatly sence l  ess and un   mean  ing full that didn't make sence atall

but i can't remember what

You can't? Are you sure?

MAD.
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: keyboardistmatt on Wed, 2006-01-18, 22:30:23
Didn't have anything to do with Apple Sauce, did it? ;)
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: PH on Thu, 2006-01-19, 16:45:39
I hate Aple Sauce...
But I like Apple Sauce!
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: Appelmoes?? on Thu, 2006-01-19, 18:41:00
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Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: Deenfan on Tue, 2006-01-31, 03:14:36
ÆPPLESØUS!!!!

:D ;D :D ;D :D ;D ::) :P
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: Appelmoes?? on Tue, 2006-01-31, 07:19:29
Ooooh, that.... ;D
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: keyboardistmatt on Thu, 2008-04-10, 01:58:17
Ok; due to popular demand... or sheer curiosity in the search for it, I hereby resurrect the Senseless Thread.

"Gonna make my resurrection
no more of this crap
Got a whole new direction
ain't no turning back
Resurrection is a-gonna come"

-Brian May (1992)
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: Appelmoes?? on Thu, 2008-04-10, 07:14:12
Good song from a man with silly hair :)
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: Nicky007 on Thu, 2008-04-10, 07:31:38
He's a pretty bright guy, got a Masters in physics, plays a mean guitar, sings quite nicely actually, though nothing compared to Freddie  *horns*

What's senseless bout that ?   ;D

Freddie actually created a school, of which Khan is a next-generation  *horns*

Nicky.
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: keyboardistmatt on Thu, 2008-04-10, 08:40:44
 *horns* *horns* *horns* *horns* *horns* *horns* *horns* *horns* *horns* *horns* *horns* *horns* *horns* *horns*
Freddie Mercury's School Of Rock!!
*horns* *horns* *horns* *horns* *horns* *horns* *horns* *horns* *horns* *horns* *horns* *horns* *horns* *horns*
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: Appelmoes?? on Thu, 2008-04-10, 12:30:15
Quote from: Nicky007 on Thu, 2008-04-10, 07:31:38
He's a pretty bright guy, got a Masters in physics, plays a mean guitar, sings quite nicely actually, though nothing compared to Freddie  *horns*

What's senseless bout that ?   ;D
His hair ;D
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: Nicky007 on Thu, 2008-04-10, 12:57:50
Appy, several prog musicians and proggies have hair like that, e.g. Rob Sowden and Mike Portnoy (when he lets it grow).

Nicky.
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: Appelmoes?? on Thu, 2008-04-10, 16:45:46
Still doesn't change the fact it's silly :D
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: Nicky007 on Thu, 2008-04-10, 22:56:14
Appy, if all roomies except you had the same hair style as Brian May, would you still call it silly ?

Nicky.
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: Appelmoes?? on Fri, 2008-04-11, 11:16:35
Of course ;D But I'm already silly, so it wouldn't make much difference :D
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: Nicky007 on Fri, 2008-04-11, 11:26:11
Right, Appy, you're pretty deviant - and that's great  *horns*

Looks like Paco got himself a sound kick in the a* ...... but he'l soon be back to his usual stu*s fortunately  ;D

Nicky.
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: maddox on Fri, 2008-04-11, 18:12:47
I fail to see the sense of all of this.  :-\


:D
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: PH on Fri, 2008-04-11, 18:55:25
Quote from: Nicky007 on Fri, 2008-04-11, 11:26:11Right, Appy, you're pretty deviant - and that's great  *horns*

Looks like Paco got himself a sound kick in the a* ...... but he'l soon be back to his usual stu*s fortunately  ;D

Nicky, maybe now is a good moment to tell you that I often have no clue what you mean with your abbreviations.
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: Deenfan on Fri, 2008-04-11, 19:23:29
apokryfer
apokryfer (av gr. 'skjult'), apokryfiske bøker, skrifter som minner om bibelbøker, og er anerkjent som et slags tillegg til Bibelen.
Gammeltestamentlige apokryfer er en rekke jødiske skrifter (300 f.Kr.-70 e.Kr.) som ikke finnes i den hebraiske kanon, men som er tatt med i tidlige kristne oversettelser av Det gamle testamente (f.eks. Septuaginta). Det er uenighet om hvilke skrifter som skal regnes med til de gammeltestamentlige apokryfene. Ofte vil man i oversikter finne følgende skrifter: Tobits bok, Judits bok, Tillegg til Esters bok, 1. og 2. Makkabeerbok, Salomos visdom, Jesus Siraks sønns visdom, Baruks bok, Jeremias brev, Tillegg til Daniels bok, Manasses bønn.

Fra og med Luther ble betegnelsen apokryfer vanlig blant protestanter. Han gav skriftene en lavere status enn de kanoniske. Etter at Luther hadde markert et negativt standpunkt til apokryfene, inntok den romersk-katolske kirke snart det motsatte syn. På Tridentinerkonsilet i 1546 ble det bestemt at de apokryfe skrifter var en del av kirkens kanon. Derfor kalles disse ikke apokryfe av den romersk-katolske kirke, men deuterokanoniske. Derimot kalles på katolsk hold ofte pseudepigrafene for apokryfe skrifter. En vanlig betegnelse på både pseudepigrafer og gammeltestamentlige apokryfer er intertestamentale skrifter. Med denne mer nøytrale termen vil man gi uttrykk for at tekstene verken er gammel- eller nytestamentlige, men at de stammer fra tidsrommet mellom de to testamenter.

Nytestamentlige apokryfer knytter det seg store definisjonsproblemer og stor uenighet til. De fleste vil hevde at nytestamentlige apokryfer er tekster som er bærere av informasjon om Jesus og apostlene, og som presenterer denne i de tradisjonelle nytestamentlige sjangere. Tilblivelsestid kan variere fra 100-tallet til tidlig middelalder. Antallet varierer sterkt i ulike oversikter (ca. 30-ca. 100).

Det er vanlig å inndele nytestamentlige apokryfer i apokryfe evangelier (f.eks. Jakobs protevangelium, Tomasevangeliet), apokryfe apostelgjerninger (f.eks. Johannes' gjerninger, Paulus' gjerninger), apokryfe brev (f.eks. 3. Korinterbrev, Titus' brev) og apokryfe apokalypser (f.eks. Peters apokalypse, Marias apokalypse).

I de senere år har denne litteraturen tiltrukket seg forskernes interesse i stadig økende grad, ikke minst etter funnet av Nag Hammadi-tekstene. Selv om de nytestamentlige apokryfene ikke inneholder historisk informasjon om Jesus og hans samtid, fremstår de som svært viktige kilder til kunnskap om fromhetsliv og teologi i senantikken.

;D
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: Nicky007 on Fri, 2008-04-11, 19:29:50
Quote from: PH on Fri, 2008-04-11, 18:55:25
Nicky, maybe now is a good moment to tell you that I often have no clue what you mean with your abbreviations.

OK, I can recall some:  WBG is World's Best Group (DT of course), Otoh is On the other hand, f* should be within your reach, a* is your department, Paco, and with b*s, there are two versions, depending on gender, the one being Bups' department  ;D

TSRBSFC is The Shattered Room Britney Spears Fan Club. I threw Bluey out of it some time ago ....... but before that, I had left it myself.


The rest of'm are up to your resp. imag*s   :D

Nicky.
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: Nicky007 on Fri, 2008-04-11, 19:42:02
Quote from: Deenfan on Fri, 2008-04-11, 19:23:29
apokryfer ....

This one is actually full of sense, and I can easily understand it. After all, Norwegian is Danish with spelling mistakes, and the latter I'v got used to in the Room  ;D

Bups, here you can see how quotes of long posts can be done  :)

Nicky.
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: PH on Fri, 2008-04-11, 19:53:23
Quote from: Deenfan on Fri, 2008-04-11, 19:23:29apokryfer...

I can only read something about Apocriefe books. Luther, protestants etc etc.
Why are you posting this? You want to convert me to the Danish (with or without spelling mistakes) Lutheran Church?

Nicky, those abbreviations don't make it look better. You're still an old man with the ideas of a frustrated teenager.


-Paco
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: maddox on Fri, 2008-04-11, 20:20:33
Quote from: Nicky007 on Fri, 2008-04-11, 19:42:02
After all, Norwegian is Danish with spelling mistakes, and the latter I'v got used to in the Room ;D

>:(

;)
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: Deenfan on Fri, 2008-04-11, 21:56:05
Sense and senselessneseseseessenenes is a matter of... well, something, and I think it makes little sense to the majority! ;D
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: maddox on Fri, 2008-04-11, 22:25:04
Quote from: Deenfan on Fri, 2008-04-11, 21:56:05
senselessneseseseessenenes

Hey, nice word for Scrabble.  :D

I wonder what Dictionator Nicky has to say about this.  ;D
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: Deenfan on Fri, 2008-04-11, 23:50:14
He should condone that it is on topic! ;D
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: Nicky007 on Sat, 2008-04-12, 09:49:04
Quote from: PH on Fri, 2008-04-11, 19:53:23
Nicky, those abbreviations don't make it look better. You're still an old man with the ideas of a frustrated teenager.

And you're still the packass of the Room  ;D

Any more abbreves that you havent gotten, Paxi ?

Nicky.
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: Nicky007 on Sat, 2008-04-12, 10:01:24
Quote from: maddox on Fri, 2008-04-11, 22:25:04
I wonder what Dictionator Nicky has to say about this.  ;D

Less senselessness would be off-topic here  ;D


Quote from: maddox on Fri, 2008-04-11, 18:12:47
I fail to see the sense of all of this.  :-\

Mad, you're off-topic  :D

Nicky.
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: Deenfan on Sat, 2008-04-12, 11:09:10
Damn right! ;D
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: Peter on Sat, 2008-04-12, 11:50:56
JUST STOP WASTING DATABASE SPACE - EVERYBODY!!!!!

:P
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: Nicky007 on Sat, 2008-04-12, 14:19:09
Now, the question is whether Cap really meant this, considering the thread and the shouting ....... some way or other  ???

Nicky.
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: PH on Sat, 2008-04-12, 14:35:55
I'm not sure whether this is his authority-voice or his normal shouting voice.
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: bluepony on Sat, 2008-04-12, 17:37:52
Quote from: Peter on Sat, 2008-04-12, 11:50:56
JUST STOP WASTING DATABASE SPACE - EVERYBODY!!!!!

:P

Uh-oh... after this, I hardly dare to say anything ever again on this forum... :o
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: Appelmoes?? on Sat, 2008-04-12, 17:39:07
But, it's so much fun ;D
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: Deenfan on Sun, 2008-04-13, 13:29:40
I think, if he really meant it, he wouldn't post at all... ;D
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: bluepony on Mon, 2008-04-14, 13:04:03
Good point...!  ;D
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: Peter on Mon, 2008-04-14, 13:38:38
Winnie the (almighty) Pooh would've said: "tiddly-pom"
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: PH on Mon, 2008-04-14, 18:59:02
Ok, guys. Rest assured, he wasn't serious.
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: maddox on Mon, 2008-04-14, 21:09:49
Quote from: PH on Mon, 2008-04-14, 18:59:02
Ok, guys. Rest assured, he wasn't serious.

Hmm, i don't know.  It really made sense to me.  :P
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: bluepony on Mon, 2008-04-14, 22:30:45
:D
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: Deenfan on Mon, 2008-04-14, 23:24:47
Hence the name... ;D
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: keyboardistmatt on Mon, 2008-04-14, 23:27:28
Quote from: Peter on Mon, 2008-04-14, 13:38:38
Winnie the (almighty) Pooh would've said: "tiddly-pom"

Thanks Peter! (We're back on topic!) ;)
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: Nicky007 on Wed, 2008-04-23, 19:13:14
Here's a funny one for you guys:  http://www.metacafe.com/watch/534083/the_hot_nurse/

Reminded me of some of the discussions we have here  ;D

Nicky.
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: Peter on Sat, 2008-04-26, 15:41:11
Quote from: Nicky007 on Wed, 2008-04-23, 19:13:14
Here's a funny one for you guys:  http://www.metacafe.com/watch/534083/the_hot_nurse/

Reminded me of some of the discussions we have here  ;D

Nicky.

wtf...  ???
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: gelert on Sat, 2008-04-26, 18:32:59
Quote from: Nicky007 on Wed, 2008-04-23, 19:13:14
Here's a funny one for you guys:  http://www.metacafe.com/watch/534083/the_hot_nurse/

Reminded me of some of the discussions we have here  ;D

Nicky.

Quote from: Peter on Sat, 2008-04-26, 15:41:11
wtf...  ???

C'mon Peter - it's Nicky's preferred version of Motor Racing!  ;D
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: bluepony on Mon, 2008-04-28, 20:29:32
I'm just guessing, but I think I should be glad that the link didn't work when I clicked it... ;)
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: Nicky007 on Mon, 2008-04-28, 21:20:38
Bluey, have you considered the possibility of getting a computer that works. That's what the rest of us have  ::)

Nicky.
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: bluepony on Mon, 2008-04-28, 21:22:34
Quote from: Nicky007 on Mon, 2008-04-28, 21:20:38
Bluey, have you considered the possibility of getting a computer that works.

I guess I should seriously consider that... today it managed to crash during startup - new record I guess... >:(
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: gelert on Mon, 2008-04-28, 22:14:31
Quote from: bluepony on Mon, 2008-04-28, 21:22:34
I guess I should seriously consider that... today it managed to crash during startup - new record I guess... >:(

New record....!  :o

At least install a 3.5" Floppy...!

Nicky's got a spare one, apparently...  ;D
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: maddox on Sun, 2008-09-14, 22:37:29
(http://www.powwows.com/gathering/images/smilies/ttiwwp.gif)
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: PH on Sun, 2008-09-14, 23:15:39
What the...
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: bluepony on Mon, 2008-09-29, 13:02:14
Quote from: maddox on Sun, 2008-09-14, 22:37:29
(http://www.powwows.com/gathering/images/smilies/ttiwwp.gif)
Wow! Did you draw them all on your own, Mad?  ;D
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: maddox on Thu, 2008-10-02, 20:31:37
Quote from: bluepony on Mon, 2008-09-29, 13:02:14
Wow! Did you draw them all on your own, Mad?  ;D

Hehe, of course not.  ;D

Photoshop and me are not two close friends.  ;)
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: Deenfan on Fri, 2008-10-03, 11:20:04
Aha... Three, then?
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: maddox on Fri, 2008-10-03, 20:51:45
Quote from: Deenfan on Fri, 2008-10-03, 11:20:04
Aha... Three, then?

:P
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: Deenfan on Fri, 2008-10-03, 22:37:00
 ;D
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: Peter on Fri, 2008-10-31, 21:26:11
tiddly-pom
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: maddox on Fri, 2008-10-31, 21:30:16
The mighty cap has spoken again.  ;D




See you in a quarter of a year.  ;)
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: PH on Fri, 2008-10-31, 22:00:07
(http://www.stpixels.com/static/smileys/woohoo.gif)
Woohoo!
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: Manatee on Sun, 2009-03-15, 21:45:36
What a great topic!  Really, all of my posts probably belong here.

In any case:  http://www.cnn.com/2009/SPORT/03/15/rugby.england/index.html?eref=rss_latest

I hasten to add that I am strictly neutral in this conflict, but I couldn't help wondering why that fellow is clutching a large Cadbury egg.   ???
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: keyboardistmatt on Sun, 2009-03-15, 22:51:16
Quote from: Manatee on Sun, 2009-03-15, 21:45:36
What a great topic!  Really, all of my posts probably belong here.

In any case:  http://www.cnn.com/2009/SPORT/03/15/rugby.england/index.html?eref=rss_latest

I hasten to add that I am strictly neutral in this conflict, but I couldn't help wondering why that fellow is clutching a large Cadbury egg.   ???

He's clearly the keeper and protector of chocolate eggs! ;D
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: The Butterfly Man on Mon, 2009-03-16, 22:49:55
I thought this is senseless enough to post here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HX4fxE4zsdQ

It's fake obviously, but I laughed so hard... ;D

Tom
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: Manatee on Mon, 2009-03-16, 22:55:08
 ;D   Impressively senseless.  And a cautionary tale : if you're going to drink yourself unconscious, choose your companions wisely.
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: maddox on Tue, 2009-03-17, 16:57:52
LOL.  :D :D :D
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: keyboardistmatt on Wed, 2009-03-18, 22:06:38
Wow. :o
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: Manatee on Wed, 2009-04-15, 22:23:45
This isn't totally senseless since it's scientific, but I shall offer it in a senseless manner:

http://dsc.discovery.com/news/2009/04/15/asexual-ants.html

If this catches on, we may all be waning on a regular basis.   8)
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: Steve Jones on Wed, 2009-04-15, 22:26:07
Quote from: Manatee on Wed, 2009-04-15, 22:23:45
This isn't totally senseless since it's scientific, but I shall offer it in a senseless manner:

It says "Sexual reproduction is costly in several ways".

Especially, I assume, if the missus sees it on your credit card statement ;D
Title: Re: Senseless thread...
Post by: Steve Jones on Wed, 2009-04-15, 22:30:19
Another quote "in most ant species, males have little to no role in the daily activities of the ant colony"

We're saved, lads!  Ant females are clearly strong enough to get the tops off jars on their own ;)