This qualifies as stupid

[kmorse]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/wear/6132140.stm

[Peter]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/wear/6132140.stm

LOLz, This guy's prolly called dumba** then, right...

[johninblack]

LOLz, This guy's prolly called dumba** then, right...

That would be Noa**e Now!

[Appelmoes??]

He can stick that idea up his a** Oh, wait... He already did?

[PH]

He can stick that idea up his a** Oh, wait... He already did?

I don't think there's much left to stick something in...

Strange words like "Haggis" come to mind somehow... please someone explain.

[Appelmoes??]

Strange words like "Haggis" come to mind somehow... please someone explain.

OMG, no please don't!

[maddox]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/wear/6132140.stm

It indeed does. 

*hmm, i just needed a good laugh. 

[Deenfan]

I don't, from a medical point of view, think that infection is that dude's biggest concern...

For one thing, most of us have more germs alive back there than him!

[Appelmoes??]

I don't, from a medical point of view, think that infection is that dude's biggest concern...

For one thing, most of us have more germs alive back there than him!

But we have an intact colon and the germs can't get in our bloodstream. In his case how ever it's "Party time" for the germs.

[Deenfan]

Not the ones who'd already showed up! (Or is the spelling "shoved up"?  )

[Appelmoes??]

I don't know, we'll get to the bottom of this!

[Deenfan]

We'll never see the end of this...

[Appelmoes??]

I agree with you, ass usual!

[PH]

I don't think there's much left to stick something in...

Strange words like "Haggis" come to mind somehow... please someone explain.

OMG, no please don't!

Ok.

His gastrointestinal tracts will taste somewhat the same as haggis, seeing that he was sheepish enough to try out his tricks.

[Appelmoes??]

LOL!

Now that's a sentence you won't be using again anytime soon

[PH]

LOL!

Now that's a sentence you won't be using again anytime soon

There's no copyright on that sentence, so you can use it whenever you want to, Moosey. Afterall, it's your birthday.
You can use it to impress friends, family, colleagues or your boss. Or as a swear word/sentence. Or whenever you feel the urge to say something stupid.
Wait! There's still an unopened can of haggis in our fridge, from my dad's trip to Scotland. Shall I send it over to you as a birthday gift?

[Appelmoes??]

As tempting as it may seem... No. I want want you to enjoy it all by yourself

[kmorse]

I didn't know haggis came in a can. I thought it came in ... something else.

I have a friend who grew up in Scotland who insists that my wife and I come over for haggis some time. She keeps insisting that it's "really good."

Should I accept the invitation?

[Peter]

I didn't know haggis came in a can. I thought it came in ... something else.

I have a friend who grew up in Scotland who insists that my wife and I come over for haggis some time. She keeps insisting that it's "really good."

Should I accept the invitation?

According to the translation I get for "haggis", I suggest you run as fast as you can....in the opposite direction
Then again, that's only *my* taste, right...

[Deenfan]

Are you still alive, Kmorse?!

[kmorse]

Yes, and I haven't eaten any Haggis.

[creme anglais]

Haggis is  VERY YUMMY!!!!

I mean the real kind, not the fire-work induced kind though!!!!

[kmorse]

I understand it's better when washed down with some McEwans (spelling?) either to mask the flavor or strengthen the courage