Senseless thread...

[Appelmoes??]

Has it evoleved into a new species yet?

[Peter]

How long does apple sauce keep in the fridge?  I have half a jar of the stuff in there and I want to eat it but I don't want to eat it in case it's no longer fit for human consumption?  Any ideas, Apelmoes??

6 weeks max, I'd say from what I've seen so far...

[keyboardistmatt]

How long does apple sauce keep in the fridge?  I have half a jar of the stuff in there and I want to eat it but I don't want to eat it in case it's no longer fit for human consumption?  Any ideas, Apelmoes??

Apple sauce is a preserve.  It should, provided it is kept in suitable conditions, be fit for human consumption until its 'use by' date.

Our jar of mint sauce is doing quite well.  It expires in Jan 2006...  I brought it back in January.

[PH]

Apple sauce is a preserve.  It should, provided it is kept in suitable conditions, be fit for human consumption until its 'use by' date.

Our jar of mint sauce is doing quite well.  It expires in Jan 2006...  I brought it back in January.

From what you're saying I can conclude you don't like mint sauce?

[keyboardistmatt]

From what you're saying I can conclude you don't like mint sauce?

Oh, not at all.  I love mint sauce, I brought it especially to have with lamb, but recent financial ball-ups have prevented me from buying lamb...

[Appelmoes??]

Silence of the lamb

[PH]

Silence of the lamb

Well, the lamb is silent because it lies down on broadway actually.

[keyboardistmatt]

Well, the lamb is silent because it lies down on broadway actually.

That's not strictly true... there is nothing said about that lamb being silent... The lamb only lies down on broadway...

[Peter]

let's assume that the lamb is sleeping or even dead, therefor it will most surely also be very silent.

[keyboardistmatt]

let's assume that the lamb is sleeping or even dead, therefor it will most surely also be very silent.

The Lamb Drops Dead On Broadway
The Dead Lamb Lies Down On Broadway
The Lamb Lies Down On Broadway And Dies
The Lamb Lies Down And Sleeps On Broadway
The Lamb Takes A Kip On Broadway...

[PH]

Or simply

The Lamb Dies Down On Broadway.
(The Light Dies Down On Broadway.)

[johninblack]

The lamb.........would go well with mint sauce.

[Wilford Jr.]

The lamb.........would go well with mint sauce.

Indeed it does and someone on this forum (I can't remember who) has some in their fridge.  Perhaps we can borrow some.

[Appelmoes??]

Indeed it does and someone on this forum (I can't remember who) has some in their fridge.  Perhaps we can borrow some.

LOL, that got this whole thing started :+

[PH]

I like them with ketchup...

[marcello]

As the words of Ralph Wiggum:

"My cat's breath smells of cat food"

[PH]

Well, yeah, and every mood has it's food.

[Bouge]

I like them with ketchup...

Is this even slightly influenced by of mice and men?

[PH]

Is this even slightly influenced by of mice and men?

Indeed!!
Funny that you recognised that.
Lenny and George.

I loved that movie

[keyboardistmatt]

The lamb.........would go well with mint sauce.

Indeed it does and someone on this forum (I can't remember who) has some in their fridge.  Perhaps we can borrow some.

Yes, lamb goes woderfully wih mint sauce, and it's me with the mint sauce in the fridge!

Mint sauce all around, then!

[marcello]

I can't remember where I posted it, but ages and ages ago, I posted a picture of the Butterfly Man. I have found another picture:



(This is actually quite a scary picture, I apologise if I have caused any trauma)

[keyboardistmatt]

Thankyou marcello.

In other news, I get paid tomorrow.

Hurrah!

[Bouge]

Indeed!!
Funny that you recognised that.
Lenny and George.

I loved that movie

I did that book and film resently at school, could well come up in the exams, so I like it significantly less than I would.

[Appelmoes??]

In other news, I get paid tomorrow.

Hurrah!

Now you can buy lamb!!

[PH]

I did that book and film resently at school, could well come up in the exams, so I like it significantly less than I would.

I did that book and film recently at school too. And I liked it more than I would.