Poll
Question:
Which of these would you like to have as a toothpaste flavour?
Option 1: Cheese and Onion
votes: 0
Option 2: Garlic
votes: 0
Option 3: Chicken Tikka Masala
votes: 1
Option 4: Beer
votes: 4
Option 5: Prawn Cocktail
votes: 0
Option 6: Jack Daniels
votes: 5
Option 7: Caviar
votes: 0
Option 8: Sardine
votes: 1
Option 9: Cabbage
votes: 1
Option 10: Beetroot
votes: 1
Option 11: Marmite
votes: 1
Option 12: Liver
votes: 0
You have been asked to test some new experimental toothpaste flavours. Which one of these would you like to clean your teeth with?
If I could ultimately obtain a Garlic-and-Beer-Flavoured toothpaste, that could be tuned exactly 180-degrees out-of-phase with pre-existing beer-and-garlic-from-the-night-before-dog-breath, then I could be persuaded to be part of your Consumer Survey...
...but only on behalf of the dogs, natch... ;D
Progress-Report and Project Meetings might get a bit whiffy, though...
Still, in the interests of purely scientific experimentation, the dogs best open another tinny...
..and send her ladyship out for request acquirement of an extra-large Hot-Chilli-And-Lemon-Juice kebab c/w chilli-peppers...
...for the dogs. ::)
We'll share the portion of chips. 8)
There is no contest really... has to be JD.
Cheers.... literally, ;)
Ian
I chose marmite..........it has to be the only thing on this list that I have smelt on someones breath that didn't make me heave!!!
and...........its "my mate!!!"
I voted cabbage, the others are soo...
YUCH!! :r
Quote from: Ian Lay on Tue, 2005-09-13, 21:08:42
There is no contest really... has to be JD.
Cheers.... literally, ;)
Ian
Nah....gotta be Beer, I already use JD as a mouthwash ;) :D
I refuse to vote in this poll, as all the options are extremely yucky as toothpaster flavors.... tsk tsk tsk *shakes head*
Quote from: Peter on Wed, 2005-09-14, 12:50:10
I refuse to vote in this poll, as all the options are extremely yucky as toothpaster flavors.... tsk tsk tsk *shakes head*
You're strictly a 'mint' person then ;D
Quote from: Moonloop on Wed, 2005-09-14, 08:38:55
Nah....gotta be Beer, I already use JD as a mouthwash ;) :D
LMAO.
Ian
I chose Sardine as it was my old Nic on the IQ forums ;D
It has to be 'beer' for me. I like all kinds of beer, doesn't matter if it's toothpaste.
Quote from: Teunis on Wed, 2005-09-14, 19:44:18
It has to be 'beer' for me. I like all kinds of beer, doesn't matter if it's toothpaste.
Mintbeer? Perhaps that's the answer against bad breath in the morning after heavy drinking the night before :)
I can allready see the slogans:
"Still fresh and minty after 10 pints!"or
"You're wife will never know you went out with the guys"
Beetroot... as long as it is white and not beetroot red...
Failing that... cabbage
JD flavor may not be used as toothpaste... ;D
Quote from: Appelmoes?? on Wed, 2005-09-14, 20:00:56
Mintbeer? Perhaps that's the answer against bad breath in the morning after heavy drinking the night before :)
I can allready see the slogans:
"You're wife will never know you went out with he guys"
Unfortunate turn-of-phrase, Amplenose, surely...?
;D
Quote from: gelert on Wed, 2005-09-14, 20:32:12
Quote from: Appelmoes?? on Wed, 2005-09-14, 20:00:56
Mintbeer? Perhaps that's the answer against bad breath in the morning after heavy drinking the night before :)
I can allready see the slogans:
"Still fresh and minty after 10 pints!"
or
"You're wife will never know you went out with he guys"
Unfortunate turn-of-phrase, Amplenose, surely...?
;D
lol :D
Quote from: Appelmoes?? on Wed, 2005-09-14, 20:00:56
Mintbeer? Perhaps that's the answer against bad breath in the morning after heavy drinking the night before :)
I can allready see the slogans:
"Still fresh and minty after 10 pints!"
or
"You're wife will never know you went out with he guys"
:D Â That's hilarious!
I've had chocolate beer before (very odd!) but not mint beer!
Quote from: Appelmoes?? on Wed, 2005-09-14, 20:00:56
Mintbeer? Perhaps that's the answer against bad breath in the morning after heavy drinking the night before :)
I can allready see the slogans:
"Still fresh and minty after 10 pints!"
or
"You're wife will never know you went out with he guys"
:D. Good one.
Quote from: gelert on Wed, 2005-09-14, 20:32:12
Unfortunate turn-of-phrase, Amplenose, surely...?
;D
Aaargh!! (http://forum.hadrian.net/images/frusty.gif)
(Peter, did you give Gelert some mod privileges? The editting-kind privileges? :P)
Quote from: Xanxtuary on Wed, 2005-09-14, 20:33:51
I've had chocolate beer before (very odd!) but not mint beer!
Was that a special women's beer? But mint tastes good with choclate doesn't it? How about a mix?
(Any typo's Gelert? ;D)
Quote from: Appelmoes?? on Thu, 2005-09-15, 19:34:56
Aaargh!! (http://forum.hadrian.net/images/frusty.gif)
(Peter, did you give Gelert some mod privileges? The editting-kind privileges? :P)
Was that a special women's beer? But mint tastes good with chocolate doesn't it? How about a mix?
(Any typo's Gelert? ;D)
It's yellow and soggy... but don't worry...it wasn't a 'typoid canary'...
;)
But might you be a 'kin Renault fan.....?
Quote from: gelert on Thu, 2005-09-15, 19:45:56
It's yellow and soggy... but don't worry...it wasn't a 'typoid canary'...
;)
But might you be a 'kin Renault fan.....?
Tank yuo!
French cars... ::)
Engine built in France...
Car built in England (Enstone, Oxfordshire)...
Chassis designed by French and English engineers...
My God...where will it all end....?
Next thing that you know, a Spaniard will be driving it, and winning the World Driver's Championship of Formula One...
And then see how the Bureau EuroCrats jump on the Bandwagon and claim it as a "win" for the EU...
Sorry...I appear to have lost my way slightly...
What was the original topic of discussion....?
Beetroot because it is the only mild tasting thing out of all of that. The rest would be either to discusting, the wrong sort of taste or just to damn tasty (such as JD and Beer) to use as toothpaste.
If its discusting it won't be good because no one will want it.
If its the wrong taste it will be gross because a prawn cocktail toothpaste for example is a sickening thought of brushing your teeth with an animal which used to have legs and eyes and feelers.
Beer and JD is too nice to use it because i would spend all day eating the toothpaste and it would be strange if the police pulled a bloke over in his car for bad driving, thought he had been drinking when all he had done is brush his teeth thoroughly with JD or beer.
Quote from: Appelmoes?? on Thu, 2005-09-15, 19:34:56
Was that a special women's beer? But mint tastes good with choclate doesn't it? How about a mix?
The chocolate beer if I remember correctly was a sample being tested in a Weatherspoons pub. I seem to recall that it was one of my family's very noisy and prolonged get-togethers and when the bartender offered us a sample, me and my brother had some. It was rather sickly and I can't imagine wanting to drink a whole pint. Mayhap a hint of mint might take some of the overwhelming sickliness away.
I also remembered doing a brewery tour in a Canadian micro-brewery, where raspberry wheat beer was on offer. That was extremely tasty and it had cute pink foam on top. There were other odd varieties which I can't remember now.
Quote from: gelert on Fri, 2005-09-16, 20:48:17
Sorry...I appear to have lost my way slightly...
Only slightly?
Quote from: Constable Hogweed on Wed, 2005-09-21, 00:47:11
Only slightly?
I'd say so... gelert never goes too far off topic... ;)
Meanwhile...
Ahem...
Back-on-topic...
Has anybody tried out that new knitting-pattern as featured in "Women's Own" yet...?
Quote from: gelert on Wed, 2005-09-21, 21:42:01
Has anybody tried out that new knitting-pattern as featured in "Women's Own" yet...?
Oooooh yes! It keeps going wrong though! I keep getting an arrows and bananas pattern instead! ;D
Erm...try lifting your string-vest BEFORE attempting, erm, a, ahem, 'deposit'....!
Quote from: gelert on Thu, 2005-09-22, 18:56:39
Erm...try lifting your string-vest BEFORE attempting, erm, a, ahem, 'deposit'....!
:D :D ROFL :D :D
Actually... I don't have a string vest! :P