I stumbled upon this while cruising the internet for Dream Theater.
Hilarious!
Read this! :D (http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Dream_Theater)
Most excellent ;D
"Greatest Hit and 2 Songs That Only Dogs Can Hear" ;D ;D ;D
I don't even know most of the little details about the band, and I still find this a hoot. ;D
Uncyclopedia is an interesting find. It looks like a combination of Wikipedia and The Onion. For those who don't know about The Onion, it is an internet "newspaper" (with fictional news) based in Wisconsin, USA. I recommend it highly. It is most amusing. http://www.theonion.com (http://www.theonion.com)
There are entries for other bands, as well.
A new genre: Brown metal
http://www.amazon.com/Greatest-Shits-Seething-Fuck-Patties/dp/B001EGFUJU/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&s=music&qid=1251375610&sr=1-3
... or "toilet rock":
"PROUD USA TOILET ROCK!!! Are You Ready for the shit to hit the FAN!? Overflowing the bowl on to the bathroom floor of the music scene, Cum Self proclaimed toilet rockers "The SEETHING FUCK PATTIES" Fonted by lyricist and singer Stool Poopins. The Seething Fuck patties first Movement " Double Flusher" Aims to take the defecation nation on a one way trip down the pipe to the sewer treatment plant of Ribald, Lacivious Hilarity! The Music, Masterminded by multi instrumentalist MR. Wipes Forward, plops out a steaming pile of riffs and beats that will make everyone from the casual music fan, to the experienced musician say "that's some good shit"! With a contribution from Kan Feltchya (guitar) and Pap Smears (Bass) adding rythyms on the new Album " GREATEST SHITS " S.F.P. is ready for total domination of raunchy rock Market!!."
http://www.myspace.com/seethingfpatties
::)
Nicky.
Alright then, another thing that made me laugh!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7fPf431904
Actually, scratch that, I am filled with amazement...
That's simply amazing! :D
I just try to do that kind of stuff. .. .
And failed miserably. :-[ ;D
http://thereifixedit.com/
Have any of you seen this site? For lovers of DIY everywhere!
Quote from: PH on Sat, 2009-09-05, 21:46:22
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7fPf431904
I am filled with amazement.
Me too *horns*
Nicky.
This just raised a chuckle at Jones Palace:
http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2009/09/22/sugababes-celebrity-training-scheme-hailed-%E2%80%98a-great-success%E2%80%99/ (http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2009/09/22/sugababes-celebrity-training-scheme-hailed-%E2%80%98a-great-success%E2%80%99/)
;D ;D
My dear. :D
OK, since the Room is sleepytime these days, here are a couple of jokes from the Priest Noticeboard to liven you guys up:
Chinese sick leave
Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work
today, I really sick. Got headache, stomachache and legs
hurt, I no come work."
The boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow, I really
need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my
wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything
better and I go to work. You try that."
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "I do what you
say and I feel great. I be at work soon ..... You got
nice house."
;D
Condom jive
Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.
Arlene : What in the hell is that?
Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
Arlene : Where did you get it?
Jane: You can get them at any drug store.
The next day, Arlene hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.
The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers.
"Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel."
The pharmacist fainted.
:D
Joke 1: ;D
I already knew it but still: ;D
Joke 2: (http://planetsmilies.net/happy-smiley-575.gif)
lawl, thank you so much, that made my ... evening :)
Time for a joke. ;)
Bad News, Good News, Great News
The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he was greeted by two grim-faced policemen at his door.
"We're sorry to call on you at this hour, Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about your wife."
"Well, tell me!" the man said.
The policeman said, "We have some bad news, some good news and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?"
Fearing the worse, Mr. Wilkens said, "Give me the bad news first."
So the policeman said, "I'm sorry to tell you sir, but this morning we found your wife's body in San Francisco Bay."
"Oh my god!," said Mr. Wilkens, overcome by emotion. Then, remembering what the policeman had said, he asked, "What's the good news?"
"Well," said the policeman, "When we pulled her up she had two five-pound lobsters and a dozen good size Dungeoness crabs on her."
"If that's the good news than what's the great news?!", Mr. Wilkens demanded.
The policeman said, "We're going to pull her up again tomorrow morning."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AAa0gd7ClM
;D
Gandalf goes to the World cup!! ;D ;D ;D (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7B2LPxggvqY)
That's awesome! :D
Check this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cR5aMY9uGJU
:)
Quote from: PH on Fri, 2011-03-04, 21:46:23
Check this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cR5aMY9uGJU
:)
Hehe, that one's good. ;D
Quote from: PH on Fri, 2011-03-04, 21:46:23
Check this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cR5aMY9uGJU
:)
That guy has quite a few talents... very cool :)
Alright I had a bit of a laugh just now.
A backstory first:
My dad and two little brothers are on holiday in France at the moment. I'm home alone.
(http://www.grudge-match.com/Images/culkin.gif)
(Party at my place?)
My dad and brothers are in a small place called Lus-La-Croix-Haute where it rains at the moment. This is kinda funny in itself since the weather is kinda alright here in Holland. :P
So they texted me to find out if the weather is much better on the south coast of France. In Cannes. Their plan is to go there tomorrow.
So I checked the internet and it seems there are three places called 'Cannes' in France.
One of them in south eastern France near a place called:
Condom (http://maps.google.nl/maps?q=condom+france&um=1&hl=nl&biw=1366&bih=641&ie=UTF-8&hq=&hnear=0x12aa3b61145eec19:0x406f69c2f410740,Condom,+France&gl=nl&ei=rI0oTtn0CI6k-gbBvJj3Bg&sa=X&oi=geocode_result&ct=image&resnum=2&ved=0CDMQ8gEwAQ)
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-VSJ1bOEkZQs/TYJcbqcjw2I/AAAAAAAAWVM/w2EZAJB8V5w/s400/condom-france.jpg)
;D
(It gets even funnier!)
So I immediately checked Wikipedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Condom,_Gers) and found out there's a "Condom Cathedral" (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Condom_Cathedral)! ;D
And what's a cathedral without a bishop?
So here's the "Bishop of Condom" (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bishop_of_Condom)!
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/78/%C3%89tienne_Charles_de_Lom%C3%A9nie_de_Brienne.PNG/225px-%C3%89tienne_Charles_de_Lom%C3%A9nie_de_Brienne.PNG)
;D ;D ;D ;D
With such a name, it's not very surprising that there's also a 'museum of famous population-control devices' (http://fr.ulike.net/Mus%C3%A9e_du_Pr%C3%A9servatif#fiche-discussions). ::)
And according to Wikipedia there's a river nearby, which is called Baïse.
In French, the verb 'baiser' roughly means 'to fuck'. :-X
Well, I hope you learned something new today! ;D
PS: Tomorrow, in Cannes, the sun shines! 8)
Those filthy Frenchies !!
I cannot understand there's so few replies to my last post here in this topic.
Nicky, what do you have to say about it? ;D
Guess I'm too prudish :-[
Actually the word doesnt seem to have been derived from the city name. Here's Online Etymology Dictionary's (2010) article:
condom
1706, traditionally named for a British physician during reign of Charles II, but there is no evidence for that. Also spelled condam, quondam, which suggests it may be from It. guantone, from guanto "a glove." A word not used openly in the U.S. and not advertised in mass media until November 1986 speech by Surgeon General C. Everett Koop on AIDS prevention.
Quote from: PH on Thu, 2011-07-21, 23:22:54
In French, the verb 'baiser' roughly means 'to fuck'. :-X
Well, it actually means "to kiss," but maybe I'm one of the last romantics ;D
You're right about the slang usage.
I like yer use of "roughly," Paxi :D
Nicky.
Well, I am a bit late here but anyway ...
Lus-la-Croix-Haute is actually located about 70 km from my home. It's a nice village in the Vercors mountains. If your father and brothers went to the Cannes that is located on the Côte d'Azur, it was a big trip (I would say at least six hours of road travel) and a completely different environment, even if Cannes is a bit quieter outside the Festival period.
I only know Condom for its -not so famous- rugby team but it is located in an area where the food is good : do the words confit de canard speak to anybody (veggies excepted, of course) ?
Oh, and I forgot the only thing that you are really interested in : baiser has indeed the two meanings aforementioned ... but it's not forbidden to use them with the same person at the same time.
Quote from: Bupie on Tue, 2011-08-30, 14:43:58
Well, I am a bit late here but anyway ...
Lus-la-Croix-Haute is actually located about 70 km from my home.
Next time we decide to settle there, you better have the baguettes, croissants, wine and all sorts of cheeses ready! ;)
No problem, I can arrange that ;)
For the Toto fans:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/A5I6R0OCIAAot91.jpg (https://pbs.twimg.com/media/A5I6R0OCIAAot91.jpg)
Quote from: Manatee on Sun, 2012-10-14, 13:52:15
For the Toto fans:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/A5I6R0OCIAAot91.jpg (https://pbs.twimg.com/media/A5I6R0OCIAAot91.jpg)
;D
Are you a metal head or an IKEA freak? Or both?
Actually even if you're neither, you should check this out:
http://ikeaordeath.com/#.Ulaj3ZIs_t4.facebook
I had a score of 18 out of 20. But then again, I work at IKEA. 8)
Quote from: PH on Thu, 2013-10-10, 18:13:47
Are you a metal head or an IKEA freak? Or both?
Actually even if you're neither, you should check this out:
http://ikeaordeath.com/#.Ulaj3ZIs_t4.facebook
I had a score of 18 out of 20. But then again, I work at IKEA. 8)
;D
Only 10 for me ::)