death calculator

[kmorse]

http://evil.berzerker.net/death_predictions.php

[johninblack]

  I'm dead already!

John: At age 36, you will be hunted by a strange apparition resembling Andy Griffith, and subsequently commit suicide after the stress proves to be too much.

[maddox]

  LOL

maddox: At age 56, you will die from wounds delivered by a blender after trying to make your sixteenth magarita of the day. (And it's on 3:00pm, shame on you!)

[PH]

Paco: At age 72, you will fall from the fifth floor window of a hotel while under the influence of alchohol.

That sounds like me alright.

Nice find kmorse!

[Appelmoes??]

Joost: At age 98, you will become the target of a grand plot to overthrow the government of Ecuador, and be killed.

Who cares at an age of 98

[PH]

When I enter my full name I got this:

At age 49, you will perish under strange circumstances involving a gallon of lotion, two nine volt batteries, and a photograph of a bicycle.

I think I'll rather stick to the alcohol incident.

By the way Appelmoes??, you're a dictator in Equador or something?

[kmorse]

It's only fair that I include mine:

Keith: At age 33, you will choke on a piece of steak.

So I've been dead for 17 years. Is this just a dream I'm living in?

I see a new Arena concept album forming around this.  Opening song:

"I dare you to bite"
"on the piece of that steak!"
"With the power of your fork"
"On the piece of that steak!"

I'll leave the rest to Clive. ...

[PH]

"I dare you to bite"
"on the piece of that steak!"
"With the power of your fork"
"On the piece of that steak!"

I'll leave the rest to Clive. ...

That reminds me of an Arena Christmas topic sometime ago.

[Appelmoes??]

By the way Appelmoes??, you're a dictator in Equador or something?

Keeps me of the streets...

(And the people of Ecuador too...)

[kmorse]

That reminds me of an Arena Christmas topic sometime ago.

The Christmas topic was my fault, too.

[maddox]

[*the one without a name: At age 49, you will perish under strange circumstances involving a gallon of lotion, two nine volt batteries, and a photograph of a bicycle.

Hey, PH. I added my real name in it too and guess what i got....

At age 56, you will perish under strange circumstances involving a gallon of lotion, two nine volt batteries, and a photograph of a bicycle

At least i live a couple of years longer. 

"I dare you to bite"
"on the piece of that steak!"
"With the power of your fork"
"On the piece of that steak!"

[johninblack]

I tried the forum name......

johninblack: At age 55, you will be eaten by a cannibal after willingly responding to an internet personals add requesting food for the cannibal.

They must think i'm stoopid....


But hey, at least i'm alive this time!

[Cyborg-Frask]

At least i live a couple of years longer.  Grin

WHAAHHAHAA LOLLLL
My brother also tried once and he had the same sentence but he would die at the age of 33 my brother dies first than 

My forum name:
Cyborg-Frask: At age 38, you will be slain by a swiss army knife. Nobody will use it against you, you just fall on it.
well that sucks  just 21 years to go then....But eh...i have no swiss army knife and noone i know has one...

I'll be on the lookout for someone who has one. So that i can be sure i wouldn't kill myself with it 

My own name:
Frank: At age 66, you will spontaneously combust while dining out with your family.
Hmmm...well at least pH can see me die than Hmm but eh...spontaneously combust... that reminds me of a song called salamander 

But hey, at least i'm alive this time!

That's the spirit... 

[johninblack]

That's the spirit... 

Well, Thank you, got to look at the positives haven't you!

[Cyborg-Frask]

Well, Thank you, got to look at the positives haven't you!

indeed  On (almost) every bad thing there is a positive side  This death calculator, for example, has a good positive side...It shows you how much time you have left  (also the glass is half full instead of half empty )

I tried my real name (Frank) another time, but this time with another 'Shoe size' and this time it said:
Frank: At age 101, you will be hit by a train while napping on the railroad tracks.
Hmmmm i would never have thought to get to the age of 101...

Ok getting things straight:

Name:                                              Frank
Age:                                                17
Favorite Color:                                   red
Shoe size:                                         44
Number of pets:                                 0
Do you wear a watch? (Yes/No)            no

results in:  die at the age of 38

Name:                                              Frank
Age:                                                17
Favorite Color:                                   red
Shoe size:                                         45
Number of pets:                                 0
Do you wear a watch? (Yes/No)            no

Results in: Die at the age of 101

conclusion:
You can better have large feet if you wanna live longer  just 1 size bigger results in 63 years longer....Now that's handy to know 

btw...Who made this 'tool'?....that guy REALLLYYY needs to get a hobby  (j/k)

[maddox]

I tried my real name (...) another time, but this time with another 'Shoe size' and this time it said:

Good thinking. Lets see...

Name: Alex
Age: 34
Fav. color: Black
Shoe size: 42 (was 43)
Number of pets: 2
Wears a watch: Yes

Answer: Alex: At age 80, you will die fighting the Interplanetary War on Terrorism on Phobos, a moon of Mars.

That means i'm a hero.   

Well, at least one of the good guys. 


*Star one: we have lift off  *

[johninblack]

Thats not fair! You guys are putting European shoe sizes in (42,43,44,45), I used U.K. size (9). Probably why I was DEAD the first time

[Cyborg-Frask]

Thats not fair! You guys are putting European shoe sizes in (42,43,44,45), I used U.K. size (9). Probably why I was DEAD the first time 

Hehehehe This proofs that you can better live europe because of the shoe sizes

Answer: Alex: At age 80, you will die fighting the Interplanetary War on Terrorism on Phobos, a moon of Mars.

There you go...you see..Shoe size can mean all the difference between diying early in your life and diying later. 

[johninblack]

Using the same info as when I was DEAD, but using european shoe size I got,

John: At age 52, you will be blown up by the pyrotechnics rigged at one of your "Reunion Tour" concerts.

Better than being dead already!

[sammi]

sammi: At age 78, you will pass in your sleep from undiscerned natural causes.


sam: At age 101, you will take a near lethal dose of mescaline, wander the desert for six months, and eventually be eaten by coyotes.

samantha: At age 51, you will be shanked in prison, becoming fatally wounded.


samantha kelly barton: At age 54, a group of strangely dressed children will ridicule you until you commit suicide.

samantha barton: At age 90, aliens will abduct you and use your body for sick and often anally-oriented experiments before dropping you off outside of a local homeless shelter smelling of beer.

Well i think the 1st one is the best 1 lol

[debsss]

Debsss: At age 80, you will be slain by a swiss army knife. Nobody will use it against you, you just fall on it.

Well thank you.....
As if i'm that clumsy 

[Peter]

Debsss: At age 80, you will be slain by a swiss army knife. Nobody will use it against you, you just fall on it.

Well thank you.....
As if i'm that clumsy 

Well, at the age of 80 maybe....

[keyboardistmatt]

Matt: At age 48 you will be trampled by a mob of rabid people at the opening of X-Men 17.

WTF??

[maddox]

X-Men 17.[/b]

That sounds pretty cool. 

If the X-men will reach 17 movies than James Bond must reach 40 movies for sure. 

[PH]

then James Bond must reach 40 movies for sure. 

Didn't they already then?