Its probably tools of excorcism but who knows what odd and cool stuff the posessed clive has there ::)
Spare keyboard keys, MIDI leads, audio leads, patch leads, portable DAT recorder, DAT tapes, 2 pens, 3 pencils, manuscript paper, A4 lined pad, Jack Daniels, Diet Coke, tea bags, tea spoon, favorite cup... ;D
ah, see I heard he is off the JD these days........... maybe some mineral water, some spare sunnies and a small cat for company???
CAx
Perhaps a tortoise? ???
Definatly some of Clives finest Jack Daniels, spare keyboard keys (plus keyboard stuff), TOOLS OF EXORCISM (he is posessed dont forget)..........and a cat for company, mabye a tortoise
You're all exposing yourselves. ::)
I'm sure Clive would be thoughtful enough to pack condoms. ;) Being the man of the world that he is. But maybe that's the 'exorcism' equipment you guys were talking about??
;D
Chocolate Dessert Tortoise, a spare set of Widdley Fingers (in case a sudden afflictation of Kellyitis should strike), 2 spare vocalists, JD Tea Bags, and a Kate Bush poster.
;D
Don't forget the leather polish for his long black leather coat.
What's Kellyitis?
Quote from: Saryna on Sun, 2005-07-17, 20:09:35
What's Kellyitis?
Prolly an attack of feeling like Mark Kelly (Marillion Keyboards)?
Well, there wouldn't be Jack Daniels in the bag. I should point out that I haven't drunk any JD for well over a year. All part of the get healthy campaign :)
However.... I have since then discovered a new drink that I love... it's a Polish vodka thing called 'Krupnik'.... ;D Very nice!!
So I'd have a few bottles of that in the bag.... along with the spare disks, midi leads, holy water, wooden stakes, etc etc... ;)
There you have it, everything a vampire-hunting keyboard dervish needs :D
Quote from: Clive on Mon, 2005-07-18, 10:46:38
So I'd have a few bottles of that in the bag.... along with the spare disks, midi leads, holy water, wooden stakes, etc etc... ;)
See?? I knew it... MIDI leads!! ;D
If yer a keyboard player they are a must, don't you know! :P
Quote from: keyboardistmatt on Mon, 2005-07-18, 14:08:08
See?? I knew it... MIDI leads!! ;D
If yer a keyboard player they are a must, don't you know! :P
100% Ack...
Yup,
Most
Idiots
Demand
It, as our drummer used to remind me at length, incessantly, ad infinitum, ad nausseum, at every given opportunity...and some not-so-given...etc.
I wonder how his bathroom is getting along...?
I don't remember any etcs. Is that a new company? ;D
Speaking of vampires, how's the sponsorship campaign coming on your "Programme"? Still interested to know.
Quote from: gelert on Mon, 2005-07-18, 18:58:30
I wonder how his bathroom is getting along...?
Clive's bathroom? What's supposed to be happening to it? Is he turning it into a waterproof recording studio or ...
to please Sir Peter Admin of Adminshire ...
Perhaps a prog dungeon?
Quote from: Xanxtuary on Mon, 2005-07-18, 20:19:33
Clive's bathroom? What's supposed to be happening to it? Is he turning it into a waterproof recording studio or ...
to please Sir Peter Admin of Adminshire ...
Perhaps a prog dungeon?
Ah, our old drummer's surname is an anagram of "bathroom"...and the joke was (a true story, BTW) that, whilst he was heavily into anagrams of everybody else, he had failed to spot the anagram of his own name...massive LOL at the time...!
Xanxa is easily confused, especially after trying to get her fuzzy likkle girlie head around the complexities of ethernet routers which only function when they feel like it.
But still, a waterproof recording studio in Clive's bathroom ... surely a must for the next Arena album?
Nah...it would only be a watered-down version of an existing Micks...
These new meds are no good either, I tell ya...!
Quote from: gelert on Mon, 2005-07-18, 20:43:59
These new meds are no good either, I tell ya...!
Jeeez, please tell me, what are you suffering from?
Quote from: Peter on Mon, 2005-07-18, 20:49:53
Jeeez, please tell me, what are you suffering from?
Bathroomophobia by the sounds of things!
Not my goodself of course, I am perfectly happy to spend an hour or two in the bathroom but then I am female! ???
Wow, a whole recording studio! then you have to move the bath into the bedroom, and the bed into the spare room!
Yep, a recording studio, complete with corner bath/mixing desk console. Of course, it would have to be a fairly spacious bathroom, to make room for Clive's keyboards, Mick's drums, lots of mixing consoles, Atari computers, stacks of amps, etc.
Quote from: Xanxtuary on Mon, 2005-07-18, 21:36:18
Yep, a recording studio, complete with corner bath/mixing desk console. Of course, it would have to be a fairly spacious bathroom, to make room for Clive's keyboards, Mick's drums, lots of mixing consoles, Atari computers, stacks of amps, etc.
Why lots of mixing consoles? Surely one is enough...
(a 32 input digital console, of course...!) ;D
Quote from: Peter on Sun, 2005-07-17, 21:10:55
Prolly an attack of feeling like Mark Kelly (Marillion Keyboards)?
So are they changing, Mark Kelly going to Arena and Clive Nolan going to Marillion, than You'll get Marena and Arrillion would be funny though
An entire room, with the walls made of keyboard keys and sampler boards! that would really be something
Quote from: Peter on Mon, 2005-07-18, 20:49:53
Jeeez, please tell me, what are you suffering from?
Kellyitis...
Just can't widdle any more...
;D
And no taking the piss, BTW...
;D ;D ;D
Although, if I were to sample the bath water.... ::)
Quote from: marcello on Tue, 2005-07-19, 11:18:04
An entire room, with the walls made of keyboard keys and sampler boards! that would really be something
You'd never get Clive out of there!
... and his mates Martin Orford, Mark Kelly and Richard Wakeman would be forever popping round for a jam and a jacuzzi ...
Quote from: Xanxtuary on Tue, 2005-07-19, 22:04:00
... and his mates Martin Orford, Mark Kelly and Richard Wakeman would be forever popping round for a jam and a jacuzzi ...
OH, OH, OH!!
Rick's online biography clearly states "...anyone calling him Richard these days is likely to be ignored..."
Quote from: keyboardistmatt on Wed, 2005-07-20, 00:32:10
"...anyone calling him Richard these days is likely to be ignored..."
Well actually Mr Wakeman has NEVER spoken to me, so I won't be missing much!
Quote from: Xanxtuary on Tue, 2005-07-19, 22:04:00
You'd never get Clive out of there!
... and his mates Martin Orford, Mark Kelly and Richard Wakeman would be forever popping round for a jam and a jacuzzi ...
Wouldn't jam get stuck around the plug-hole, thus making the whole project unworkable...?
I think that Clive should be warned...!
Quote from: gelert on Wed, 2005-07-20, 19:42:41
Wouldn't jam get stuck around the plug-hole, thus making the whole project unworkable...?
I think that Clive should be warned...!
Well you see after a session, Rick Wakeman would don his apron and get busy with the Mr Muscle on the whole place. What he failed to divulge in his autobiography is that he has a cleaning fetish. Anything that gathers dust, stickiness or general dirt he cannot abide and therefore he will naturally appoint himself as janitor/cleaner of the Bath Room (cool name for the studio, eh?)
Rick Wakeman Goes to the Bath Room (his new album release, recorded there!)
So that would also be your choice for the new studio of Clive (another topic) he'll make his new album in the bathroom
Oh yeh, just like Herbie Flowers in the Shower!!!
My dad used to have that, although it's really called something different ... can't remember though, mayhap along the lines of the Bathroom Song?
Quote from: Xanxtuary on Sun, 2005-07-24, 15:20:01
Oh yeh, just like Herbie Flowers in the Shower!!!
My dad used to have that, although it's really called something different ... can't remember though, mayhap along the lines of the Bathroom Song?
We used to have reclame on the television a man singing: Zo in m'n sas met Badedas, You saw a man singing that very loud under the shower.
Quote from: Herben on Tue, 2005-07-26, 22:48:43
We used to have reclame on the television a man singing: Zo in m'n sas met Badedas, You saw a man singing that very loud under the shower.
You mean an advert for Badedas shower gel or something? Does "reclame" mean advertisement?
Quote from: Xanxtuary on Sat, 2005-07-30, 13:45:23
You mean an advert for Badedas shower gel or something? Does "reclame" mean advertisement?
Yes You're right yes reclame means advertisement, I was forgotten the english word for it, I'm dutch You know. The point was You were talking about singing under the shower, so I had to think of that
Quote from: Herben on Tue, 2005-07-26, 22:48:43
We used to have reclame on the television a man singing: Zo in m'n sas met Badedas, You saw a man singing that very loud under the shower.
Quote from: Xanxtuary on Sat, 2005-07-30, 13:45:23
You mean an advert for Badedas shower gel or something? Does "reclame" mean advertisement?
Quote from: Herben on Sat, 2005-07-30, 13:55:28
Yes You're right yes reclame means advertisement, I was forgotten the english word for it, I'm dutch You know. The point was You were talking about singing under the shower, so I had to think of that
All this stuff bringing Clive, shower gel, and the bathroom is starting to make sense, now!
According to the 'Life' DVD, somebody nicks Clives shower gel while he's on stage playing "Solomon". Perhaps Clive could be doing some shower gel adverts, and getting free shower gel to give to the road crew while they're on tour so they don't nick his own... ;)
Quote from: keyboardistmatt on Wed, 2005-08-17, 18:53:39
All this stuff bringing Clive, shower gel, and the bathroom is starting to make sense, now!Â
According to the 'Life' DVD, somebody nicks Clives shower gel while he's on stage playing "Solomon". Perhaps Clive could be doing some shower gel adverts, and getting free shower gel to give to the road crew while they're on tour so they don't nick his own... ;)
Too much shower gel, and you turn gel-ert...
Isn't it about time that they posted a public safety announcement about this...!
:o
Ahem *cough* :-X
;D
Quote from: keyboardistmatt on Wed, 2005-08-17, 18:53:39
All this stuff bringing Clive, shower gel, and the bathroom is starting to make sense, now!Â
According to the 'Life' DVD, somebody nicks Clives shower gel while he's on stage playing "Solomon". Perhaps Clive could be doing some shower gel adverts, and getting free shower gel to give to the road crew while they're on tour so they don't nick his own... ;)
Yep and the next project is for him to advertise Timotei shampoos ... and to dry his hair with his new underwater hairdryer whilst scuba-diving and practising on his underwater gas-fuelled keyboard!
Oh...................My......................God...................
An underwater hairdryer...
An underwater gas-fuelled keyboard.
I've seen it all now! ::)
The underwater gas-powered pink oboe is already on the market...
...try posting in "wanted", on ebay...
;D
Alternatively, rumage through Clive's Bag, as featured on the front cover of Salted Poltergeist....
Quote from: gelert on Wed, 2005-09-07, 23:43:07
The underwater gas-powered pink oboe is already on the market...
...try posting in "wanted", on ebay...
;D
Alternatively, rumage through Clive's Bag, as featured on the front cover of Salted Poltergeist....
I'm sorry, this is getting to my head now...
Please stop, I'm finding it difficult to deal with!
It's not fair!!!!! :-\