How do you feel right now?

[Iggy]

Annoyed

Our internet connection is sh*te at the moment

How old is your modem? I just swapped mine out and it improved the connection by about 400% either that or it was a massive coincidence.

[Manatee]

Happy.

Just about to hoover the house and then it's off to hospital to bring Mrs I home.

Fantastic.   

Excellent.  Best wishes to Mrs. I for a speedy recovery.  And good luck with the hoovering.

[Iggy]

Excellent.  Best wishes to Mrs. I for a speedy recovery.  And good luck with the hoovering.

It was a success she was mildly impressed with the state of the house which is praise indeed. 

If I am ever mean to a nurse I want some one to kick me.

Yours etc.

Nurse Iggy

[PH]

Man, it's raining really hard...

My little brother (12) just said: "It's raining so hard that it smells like a sausage!"
Whatever that means.

[Manatee]

Man, it's raining really hard...

My little brother (12) just said: "It's raining so hard that it smells like a sausage!"
Whatever that means.

Probably he's been talking to Nicky.  Except the sausage would have to be soy substitute sausage.

[Nicky007]

If I am ever mean to a nurse I want some one to kick me.

I'l gladly kick you regardless, Iggy 

Man, it's raining really hard...

Probably he's been talking to Nicky.  Except the sausage would have to be soy substitute sausage.

Probably rain is what turns Paxi on 

Nicky.

[Iggy]

I'l gladly kick you regardless, Iggy 

Nicky.

[Manatee]

Awake.   Why this is, I have no idea.

I'l gladly kick you regardless, Iggy 

I thought you only kicked vegetable matter.  Iggy seems responsive enough that I don't think he fits that category.

Probably rain is what turns Paxi on 

Some nice things have been known to happen in the rain.  I'm aquatic, so I know these things.       I'll admit to not seeing the connection to sausages, however.  Decorum prevents me from stretching this metaphor (or any others that come to mind at the moment) beyond this point.

[Steve Jones]

How old is your modem? I just swapped mine out and it improved the connection by about 400% either that or it was a massive coincidence.

I've often wondered about that, given that it belongs to the cable company and we've had it ever since we were wired in.  Don't know when that was, but it was sometime around the turn of the century

However, things seem to have been fixed out there in internet land now, so I can worry about modems another day

[Steve Jones]

My little brother (12) just said: "It's raining so hard that it smells like a sausage!"
Whatever that means.

It means it's the wurst weather he can remember

[maddox]

I feel... like... ... me.

[The Butterfly Man]

I feel tired. It's almost like I need a holiday...

Tom

[PH]

It means it's the wurst weather he can remember

That's a really good one!
Actually, in the Netherlands a sausage is called a "worst".

[Nicky007]

Actually, in the Netherlands a sausage is called a "worst".

That's when they come out thru an o 

Nicky.

[Manatee]

I feel like going to the dentist.

[Nicky007]

Now that is really ambiguous, Greenie. Does it mean that you

1)  are in the mood to go to a dentist,
2)  feel anxious cause you have an impending appointment with your dentist,
3)  feel anxious, similar to being treated by a dentist,
4)  enjoy the scenery along the path to the dentist,
5)  feel similar to enjoying this walk,
6) or f*in what ?



Nicky.

[Manatee]

Now that is really ambiguous, Greenie. Does it mean that you

1)  are in the mood to go to a dentist,
2)  feel anxious cause you have an impending appointment with your dentist,
3)  feel anxious, similar to being treated by a dentist,
4)  enjoy the scenery along the path to the dentist,
5)  feel similar to enjoying this walk,
6) or f*in what ?

Basically, it means I  *am* going to the dentist, so I may as well look at it positively.  I don't feel anxious as it's only a normal cleaning and check-up, plus I never really feared the dentist anyway (unlike the English, ours stopped wearing black hoods and applying hot pokers to the genitals many centuries ago).  There's a bit of choice 4) re: scenery since the office has several cute dental hygienists, but it still falls short of a good date.

[Nicky007]

... and applying hot pokers to the genitals many centuries ago.

I didnt know that dentists did that. Isnt that only when they go nuts ? 

And anyway, if your poker is hot, aint you more likely to turn the patient around ? 

There's a bit of choice 4) re: scenery since the office has several cute dental hygienists ....

Sounds pretty Platonic to me. Good that I'm an Aristotelian 

Nicky.

[Steve Jones]

I didnt know that dentists did that.

Indeed.  I wish I'd known, the dentist's a lot nearer than Madame Cyn's House of Pain

[Manatee]

Indeed.  I wish I'd known, the dentist's a lot nearer than Madame Cyn's House of Pain

Ah, but does the dentist wear tight leather lingerie?

[PH]

Excited!
Monday we're going to South-England and my dad just rent a brandnew car. And the audio installation is WONDERFUL!!
And it plays MP3 CDs! So, I'm taking my whole collection with me! No desert island discs this time!

Can't wait!

[Manatee]

Excited!
Monday we're going to South-England and my dad just rent a brandnew car. And the audio installation is WONDERFUL!!
And it plays MP3 CDs! So, I'm taking my whole collection with me! No desert island discs this time!

Can't wait!

Are you going to see Steve's "dentist?"

[PH]

I hope not. I have a very weak heart!

[bellanova]

Excited! Im off to a party in Cheltenham tonight with my friend Mark and we will drive home tomorrow through the Cotswolds. Beautiful part of my country but then i love most of England!

[Manatee]

Aggravated and going blind.   

Last night, all of a sudden, smoke started coming out of some part of my computer.  I'm pretty sure it's the AC power adapter for my very nice, large LCD monitor.  This is borne out by the fact that the computer still works when I use my old CRT monitor.  The downside is, after being used to a big, crisp monitor, this old one looks very blurry and tiny.  I located a place online that sells replacement adapters for that model and ordered one pronto, so hopefully I'll have my good monitor running again before I need to be fitted for dark glasses and a white cane.