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Poll
Question: How much do you weigh?  (take two)
Option 1: Just right votes: 7
Option 2: Too much!! votes: 4
Option 3: Don't know votes: 2
Option 4: Don't care votes: 5
Title: Alternative Weight Poll
Post by: Simtere on Thu, 2005-07-21, 11:35:53
For those of you traumatised by the earlier poll regarding weght, here's a far frendlier version :)
Title: Re: Alternative Weight Poll
Post by: Moonloop on Thu, 2005-07-21, 12:12:01
Would have preferred a "Don't care enough to do anything about it" category  ;D
Title: Re: Alternative Weight Poll
Post by: Teunis on Thu, 2005-07-21, 13:15:37
Just right. It's an average weight for my length and I feel good with it.
Title: Re: Alternative Weight Poll
Post by: gelert on Thu, 2005-07-21, 20:15:41
Quote from: Teunis on Thu, 2005-07-21, 13:15:37
Just right. It's an average weight for my length and I feel good with it.

Fnaar, fnaar...    ;D
Title: Re: Alternative Weight Poll
Post by: Herben on Thu, 2005-07-21, 20:22:57
So the most of us are pleased with their weight, they only forgot to add not heavy enough, can also be a category
Title: Re: Alternative Weight Poll
Post by: Teunis on Fri, 2005-07-22, 10:45:57
Quote from: gelert on Thu, 2005-07-21, 20:15:41
Fnaar, fnaar...    ;D
???  What language is that, Russian?
Title: Re: Alternative Weight Poll
Post by: Moonloop on Fri, 2005-07-22, 11:06:27
Quote from: Teunis on Fri, 2005-07-22, 10:45:57
???  What language is that, Russian?

No. "Viz"  ;D
Title: Re: Alternative Weight Poll
Post by: Teunis on Fri, 2005-07-22, 11:29:39
Quote from: Moonloop on Fri, 2005-07-22, 11:06:27
No. "Viz"  ;D
I see. Is there a translation on the internet? ::)
Title: Re: Alternative Weight Poll
Post by: Moonloop on Fri, 2005-07-22, 11:56:48
ok...here goes....

"Viz" is a UK based 'adult' comic. The "Fnarr, Fnarr" is one of their oft used exclamations indicative of a smutty laugh following an unintended reference to something rude. You following me here..??

So...when you said that your weight was average for your length, the useage of 'length' rather than 'height' immediately triggered Gelert's response as, over here, if a bloke was to refer to his 'length' he would generally be assumed to be talking about his, erm, um...'member' if you understand what I'm getting at  :)  :-[

Sorry, we're just very childish  ;D



Title: Re: Alternative Weight Poll
Post by: Teunis on Fri, 2005-07-22, 13:43:43
I understand it completely now  :o, but it was really 'abacadabra' for me. Thanks for 'translating'.
Title: Re: Alternative Weight Poll
Post by: Moonloop on Fri, 2005-07-22, 14:14:32
Quote from: Teunis on Fri, 2005-07-22, 13:43:43
Thanks for 'translating'.

You are, of course, quite welcome  ;D
Title: Re: Alternative Weight Poll
Post by: creme anglais on Fri, 2005-07-22, 17:01:41
Quote from: Moonloop on Fri, 2005-07-22, 11:56:48
ok...here goes....

"Viz" is a UK based 'adult' comic. The "Fnarr, Fnarr" is one of their oft used exclamations indicative of a smutty laugh following an unintended reference to something rude. You following me here..??

So...when you said that your weight was average for your length, the useage of 'length' rather than 'height' immediately triggered Gelert's response as, over here, if a bloke was to refer to his 'length' he would generally be assumed to be talking about his, erm, um...'member' if you understand what I'm getting at  :)  :-[

Sorry, we're just very childish  ;D






oh my! thanks guys.......... I have not laughed so much in AGES!!!!

Viz- the translation service!!!

gotta go, black-bag got out and is worrying sheep...............

CAx
Title: Re: Alternative Weight Poll
Post by: Herben on Fri, 2005-07-22, 18:12:13
Quote from: gelert on Thu, 2005-07-21, 20:15:41
Fnaar, fnaar...    ;D
Oh yes Gelert is jealous, is he too short for his weight?
Title: Re: Alternative Weight Poll
Post by: Xanxtuary on Sat, 2005-07-23, 17:51:28
At least I'm not the first female on this thread!  CA got there ahead of me.  But I guess she must be happier with her weight than I am.  The only trouble is, as I said on the first weight poll, I'm too lazy to work hard enough to improve my figure.  Hoggie is always saying complimentary stuff about me anyway, which makes me feel even less inclined to diet, join a gym, etc.
Title: Re: Alternative Weight Poll
Post by: The Pope on Wed, 2005-10-12, 22:58:45
Quote from: Xanxtuary on Sat, 2005-07-23, 17:51:28
At least I'm not the first female on this thread! CA got there ahead of me. But I guess she must be happier with her weight than I am. The only trouble is, as I said on the first weight poll, I'm too lazy to work hard enough to improve my figure. Hoggie is always saying complimentary stuff about me anyway, which makes me feel even less inclined to diet, join a gym, etc.
If you can get Hoggie to say the same about me, I won't have to join the gym either! ;)
Title: Re: Alternative Weight Poll
Post by: keyboardistmatt on Wed, 2005-10-12, 23:06:45
I dunno about that... ;) ;D ;) ;D
Title: Re: Alternative Weight Poll
Post by: The Pope on Wed, 2005-10-12, 23:18:31
Quote from: keyboardistmatt on Wed, 2005-10-12, 23:06:45
I dunno about that... ;) ;D ;) ;D
Next time I see you, I'm going to set alight to your hair! ;D
Title: Re: Alternative Weight Poll
Post by: sotonrobin on Thu, 2005-10-13, 17:33:52
Quote from: The Pope on Wed, 2005-10-12, 22:58:45
If you can get Hoggie to say the same about me, I won't have to join the gym either! ;)

Would they let someone aged 137 join a gym. ;)
Title: Re: Alternative Weight Poll
Post by: keyboardistmatt on Thu, 2005-10-13, 19:56:58
Quote from: sotonrobin on Thu, 2005-10-13, 17:33:52
Would they let someone aged 137 join a gym. ;)

Could try to fend off old age, I suppose... ;D
Title: Re: Alternative Weight Poll
Post by: johninblack on Thu, 2005-10-13, 22:51:24
Quote from: Simtere on Thu, 2005-07-21, 11:35:53
For those of you traumatised by the earlier poll regarding weght, here's a far frendlier version :)

Thanks for trying to be nice I really quite appriciate the sensitivity you are showing, however no matter how nicely any one tries to put it....I'm still a fat bastard.