http://www.mess.be/msn-names/msn-name-meanings.htm
By all that's sacred....
I typed my nick in, and got....
"gelert is a singing teacher"
??? :D ::) :P
So I went for the "doesn't make sense - try another definition" option, and got "gelert is fabulous" which is acceptable...
But I tried the above-mentioned option again, and got "gelert is such a great place and between your family...", "gelert is using navision financials together with an integrated clothing industry solution called navivariant...", "gelert is so cute", "gelert is the coolest neopet around", "gelert is safe", "gelert is an american blue dumbo carrier who was bred by lucie mann", "gelert is now available", "gelert is gone when he awakens", "gelert is the epitome of the western cultural image of the dog as "fido", "gelert is double walled", "gelert is fluffy_neku_mon", "gelert is the first member of his family to leave their ancient pagan customs of spirit worship and obscure cults such as droods and yolande", "gelert is made from batik fabric", and to finish....
"gelert is gone once again"
Shot to bits, more like.... 8)
appelmoes is stewed apple the consistency is somewhat between stewed apple and apple sauce
I like this site! :D
Quotepeter is great
well, that's a good one... ;)
The fifth or so entry I got was something truly .... disgusting
Quote from: Peter on Sun, 2005-03-13, 22:04:28
The fifth or so entry I got was something truly .... disgusting
Sharing is NOT an
option...it's
COMPULSORY...!'Fess Up, Peter...!
Quote from: gelert on Mon, 2005-03-14, 20:34:46
Sharing is NOT an option...it's COMPULSORY...!
'Fess Up, Peter...!
Apart from me not remembering it any more now fully, it would have contained a lot of *beep* words, anyway... ;)
But I was brought up on "Bleep....
...and Booster"...
After that, anything goes....!
It told me that I don't exist >:(
The temptation to forward that on to the taxman is overwhelming ;D
Quote from: Moonloop on Tue, 2005-03-15, 14:41:25
It told me that I don't exist >:(
The temptation to forward that on to the taxman is overwhelming ;D
Dear Sir,
This is to inform you that we are in receipt of your recent correspondance, in which you claim that you "don't exist" for taxation purposes, and are therefore not liable for any tax owed to Her Majesty's Government, at the present time.
However, we are challenging your claim that you "don't exist", on the basis that if you didn't exist, then you couldn't have sent us the above-mentioned notification.
On the other hand, rumours of your penchant for "Progressive Rock Music", has allowed us to recalculate your tax-code.
You are now eligible to claim "Disability Benefit", on the grounds of "Diminished Life-Style", due to the fact that you can recite (allegedly), all of the lyrics to "Supper's Ready", by the Popular Beat Combo "Genesis".
Proof of this herculean feat will be required by our office in writing, at your earliest convenience, counter-signed by at least two medical practicioners, one of which must be currently registered in the field of mental health.
We remain your obedient servants,
PP Ann Elk (Mrs.)
The Inland Revenue
This is the result I got when I entered Xanxtuary
Well, sorry to tell you this so bluntly, but you simply DO NOT EXIST!
Or at least there is nothing note-worthy to tell about you :)...
- Try looking for another definition!
I'll try Xanxa next ...
Well, sorry to tell you this so bluntly, but you simply DO NOT EXIST!
Or at least there is nothing note-worthy to tell about you :)...
- Try looking for another definition!
I am Xanxtuary ... therefore I do not exist either ... so put that in your pipe and smoke it Taxman! 8)
Quote from: Xanxtuary on Sun, 2005-03-20, 13:57:26
I am Xanxtuary ... therefore I do not exist either ... so put that in your pipe and smoke it Taxman! 8)
Dear Madam,
Thank you for your recent communication.
Sadly, we are not in a position to humour your request, as all matters regarding smoking come under the jurisdiction of our colleagues at "Her Majesty's Officers Of Customs & Excise".
But perhaps we should make you aware of the recommendations, and consequential outcome, of a recent Government quango, in which it was decided that the letter "X" of the alphabet was so under-used, that it merits a "special usage tax".
A White Paper was drawn-up in this respect last year, and the current guidelines are that any communications generated, electronic or otherwise, that include the use of the letter "X" more than
twice in one 24 hour period (including signatures, noms-de-plumes, et al) will be subject to an immediate provisional tariff of one "beer smiley".
This tax came into effect at midnight on the First Day of the First Month, 2005.
It would appear from our records that you, therefore, have considerable outstanding "beer smiley" debts.
Our office will be pleased to receive, at your earliest convenience, full settlement of this account.
We remain your obedient servants,
PP Ann Elk (Mrs.)
The Inland Revenue
Constable Hogweed apparently don't exist ( Huh! then wot am i doing here then klutz )
Typed in Hogweed and got...........
hogweed is puzzling british agriculturists and scientists
but i have never come in contact with British agriculturists or scientists ??? ;D
Quote from: The Taxman on Fri, 2005-03-18, 19:39:23
Dear Sir,
This is to inform you that we are in receipt of your recent correspondance, in which you claim that you "don't exist" for taxation purposes, and are therefore not liable for any tax owed to Her Majesty's Government, at the present time.
However, we are challenging your claim that you "don't exist", on the basis that if you didn't exist, then you couldn't have sent us the above-mentioned notification.
On the other hand, rumours of your penchant for "Progressive Rock Music", has allowed us to recalculate your tax-code.
You are now eligible to claim "Disability Benefit", on the grounds of "Diminished Life-Style", due to the fact that you can recite (allegedly), all of the lyrics to "Supper's Ready", by the Popular Beat Combo "Genesis".
Proof of this herculean feat will be required by our office in writing, at your earliest convenience, counter-signed by at least two medical practicioners, one of which must be currently registered in the field of mental health.
We remain your obedient servants,
PP Ann Elk (Mrs.)
The Inland Revenue
Dear Madam,
I am not in receipt of your recent correspondance as I do not, in fact, exist. Should I happen to exist in the forseeable future then I would (probably) be only too happy to comply with your request (which I have not read, as I am not here).
Yours, hypothetically speaking,
Moonloop.
Quote from: Moonloop on Tue, 2005-03-22, 15:59:13
Dear Madam,
I am not in receipt of your recent correspondance as I do not, in fact, exist. Should I happen to exist in the forseeable future then I would (probably) be only too happy to comply with your request (which I have not read, as I am not here).
Yours, hypothetically speaking,
Moonloop.
Without stating the obvious, perhaps you only exist in your spare time...?
BTW, is this the five-minute argument, or the full half-an-hour...?
Quote from: gelert on Tue, 2005-03-22, 20:19:01
Without stating the obvious, perhaps you only exist in your spare time...?
I don't have spare time - I'm married ;) 8)
Lordy - and we've just entered the "Lawn-Mowing" season.... ;D
Oh well, just for the sake of my input...two lawn-mowers is the answer...Sue mows the front garden, does all of the weeding and planting....
...whilst I mow the back-garden, after clearing-up where the dogs have been.....
...and design and build the water-features, outdoor lighting, anti-intruder lighting, anti-intruder alarms, scenic lighting, scenic anti-intruder lighting, scenic anti-intruder alarms (!).....
...et al...!
Although it was no mistery, I typed "Gollum" in that site. First result was "Gollum is a computer" :o
I'm afraid I turned out to be come kind of Matrix creation... :P
Further results where more accurate, anyway ;)
well, I'm on the tax free list too by the looks of things........Well, sorry to tell you this so blunty, but you simply DO NOT EXIST!
Or at least there is nothing note-worthy to tell about you :)...
as for the spare time possibility.........well I really don't have very much............:(
Wx
My result... "Well, sorry to tell you this so blunty, but you simply DO NOT EXIST!" :o
. o O (wonder if the tax man knows about this as well?... Probably...just because I dont exist, and the world is at an end...It means nothing to these people...) :-\
I took the liberty, in my non-existance, to put Taxman into this as well. ;D
The results are thus:-
taxman is a cheap trick
taxman is a solid night out
taxman is taking more than his fair share of your money
taxman is very shrewd in dealing with these decisions
taxman is the latest post
taxman is a cheap trick
taxman is taking more than his fair share of your money
taxman is looking at all this new found wealth with hungry hands
taxman is uniquely simple
Well, well, well! Tell us something we dont know... ;)
Dear Mr. Matt,
Further to your recent communication, we at the Department Of Inland Revenue wish to point out, that "The Devil is in the detail".
Should you have entered the CORRECT nom-de-plume into the relevant software, vis-a-vis THE Taxman, you would surely have experienced the following replies:
the taxman is watching
the taxman is friendly these days
the taxman is taxable to the taxpayer
the taxman is often as eager to find a solution as you are
the taxman is now connected 10/09/2001Â ???
the taxman is good news
the taxman is the value
the taxman is concerned
tthe taxman is up early and waiting at the airport
the taxman is out
the taxman is already missing out on possible vat payments from the huge amounts of music and software bought and downloaded electronically from suppliers
the taxman is the value
the taxman is drawn into a fantasy world created by a pretty teenage dancer and the club's creepy dj :D
the taxman is this short leaning flake  ::)
the taxman is just a myth
the taxman is paying part of it
the taxman is coming to the net the free ride is over
the taxman is empowered to ask for details
the taxman is also known as 'the collector of lies"Â 8)
the taxman is far from happy
the taxman is still ready to pounce
the taxman is an extremely enticing thought
the taxman is here and our heroine does not have her forms straight
the taxman is not far behind
the taxman is targeting the wrong person
the taxman is just as much a thief as the mugger on the street
the taxman is coming every one has gone children's swings lie empty i'm the dying
the taxman is likely to be your principal heir? your death has a tax impact on your assets
the taxman is coming to visit your mutual fund ;)
the taxman is calling a halt to this free and easy arrangement between the artist and his muse
And our favourite, for the Administrator of this most bodacious forum...
the taxman is caught
Yours Sincerely,
Ann Elk (Mrs.)
Inland Revenue
Dear Madam,
Your heated letter arrived this morning in an open envelope with a penny stamp on it, and was processed in my non-existence by my assistant, and authorised supernaturally by myself personally.
Further to your communication, I have the pleasure of enclosing the following quote:-
Quote from: The Taxman on Fri, 2005-05-13, 18:10:43
the taxman is here and our heroine does not have her forms straight
the taxman is targeting the wrong person
the taxman is just as much a thief as the mugger on the street
Yours faithfully
PP Matt.
;D
Trust me Matt....there's no winners (or losers) against The Taxman...
I find it quite amusing that I haven't had a reply... ;)
Quote from: The Taxman on Fri, 2005-05-13, 18:10:43
And our favourite, for the Administrator of this most bodacious forum...
the taxman is caught
Yours Sincerely,
Ann Elk (Mrs.)
Inland Revenue
I suspect that The Taxman is no more - shuffled off the mortal coil, pushin' up the bleedin' daisies, it is an ex-Taxman...it has ceased to be....
Quote from: gelert on Fri, 2005-05-20, 16:56:01
I suspect that The Taxman is no more - shuffled off the mortal coil, pushin' up the bleedin' daisies, it is an ex-Taxman...it has ceased to be....
admit it! you forgot the password, that's all...! ;D
Quote from: Peter on Fri, 2005-05-20, 17:06:16
admit it! you forgot the password, that's all...! ;D
LOL :D
Quote from: Peter on Fri, 2005-05-20, 17:06:16
admit it! you forgot the password, that's all...! ;D
;)
Quote from: The Taxman on Sat, 2005-05-21, 19:27:41
;)
pfff....
/me digs out the admin panel ban member section....
I think that The Taxman was trying to retire gracefully...
But what do I know, eh...?
i don't exist ether but this is what i got for my band name
diablos is slayer meets iron maiden for drinks
?!!!!!
PH is the measurement of the active hydrogen or the active hydroxyl ion in the soil solution (...)
PH is the measure of alkalinity or acidity (...(...))
PH is chiefly regulated by the lungs and kidneys in mammals (LOL)
PH is under construction (indeed)
PH is the most commonly determined chemical characteristic of soil (hehehehehe)
PH is extremely important (you know it!)
PH is funny (yup :D )
PH is high ( ;D , always, always.... :P )
PH is 7 (Actually, I'm 17)
PH is a fundamental element of the wine (No comment...)
PH is also important to know in case you spill the material on your skin or eyes (watch out for me! Don't spill me on your skin or eyes!)
PH is right (and they're right about that)
PH is on a whole different level (that's why you think I'm totally nuts)
PH is working fine for some entries (some... so?)
PH is not required for the penetration of mosquito cells by sindbis virus (yeah right..... :-\ )
PH is defined as the negative log (and thank you...)
OK, that's enough... >:(
Still I like what they said about me! ;)
Tried it again and the answer is somewhat... Duh! :-X
Quoteapplesauce is still applesauce
*Sigh...
Yet, the next try made me positive again:
Quoteapplesauce is quite versatile in the services it can provide you
YEAH BABY, YEAH!! ;D
Ahh, yes... the 'Try your "Nick" through this...' thread!
Always reminds me of "The Taxman", this one!
He he!
8)
cygnus is collaborating with sankyo to educate healthcare professionals about the benefits of the glucowatch biographer.
Mmm hmm.
" spad is a group of people devoted to doing anything they think is spontaneous and stupid to make peoples lives more "interesting" "
Yeah!!! I'm not just ONE person (as I thought until today.... ) but I'm a GROUP of people!!!! 8)
mmmmhhhhh.... but there is something wrong.... I'm not so fat!!! :-\
as johninblack I don't exist but as john...well.
john is a painter
john is a big kid
john is waiting his hose turn before entering the b&b
john is now reading your mind
john is so
john is tackled by france's damien traille
john is currently recording his third cd
john is clueless
john is a good fairy
john is almost certain he's not a woman
john is reading your mind
john is awsome
john is 12
john is miss anguilla 2002/
Wierd or what!
The Pope is... sick
... actually a puppet with strings
...onside
...a head of state
...aware of this controversy among evolutionists
...elected
...infallable
...pissed
...satanic
...gay
...about more ecumenism
...the Bishop and the Patriarch
...even looked upon as the holy ghost
...in the region
..."holy"
...at it again
...very sick and cannot function
...an excellent driver
...a false prophet
...dead
...easy to assemble
...a dope
...the prime target of Osama Bin Laden
...humpty dumpty
Well, there's enough there to make me stay in at night! ;D
Inevitably, someone must try this...
clive nolan is on keyboards here and once again proves that any project he works on can do no wrong :D
mick pointer is joined by vocalist rob sowden
rob sowden is a powerful addition and seems to give arena new life
john mitchell is still living in phoenix and loving it :o
ian salmon is now head occupational therapist in leicestershire and rutland :o :o
and finally...
arena is directly on your left
;D
Hmmm... some interesting outcome, there! ;D
Quote from: CygnusX1 on Tue, 2005-10-25, 20:24:41
Inevitably, someone must try this...
clive nolan is on keyboards here and once again proves that any project he works on can do no wrong :D
mick pointer is joined by vocalist rob sowden
rob sowden is a powerful addition and seems to give arena new life
john mitchell is still living in phoenix and loving it :o
ian salmon is now head occupational therapist in leicestershire and rutland :o :o
and finally...
arena is directly on your left
;D
*looks left*
Quote from: PH on Wed, 2005-10-26, 15:36:25
*looks left*
this is actually true for my desktop at work, I have a large A3 format Arena logo on the wall to my left. :D
Quote from: Peter on Wed, 2005-10-26, 15:38:23
this is actually true for my desktop at work, I have a large A3 format Arena logo on the wall to my left. :D
Marvellous! I ought to get one for the wall behind my keyboards! ;D
Quote from: keyboardistmatt on Wed, 2005-10-26, 19:09:12
Marvellous! I ought to get one for the wall behind my keyboards! ;D
Better yet would be working with Arena :)
Quote from: Appelmoes?? on Wed, 2005-10-26, 20:47:03
Better yet would be working with Arena :)
There's a thought! I live in West London, which isn't too far from Surrey... :P
If only work could pay me to
NOT turn in... ;D
Just found this topic and i thought "what the heck, lets try it". And guess what?
This is what my name (forum name that is) means:
'maddox is credited with 48 structures destroyed 23 damaged 2 vc kia's and 15 vc wia's'
??? Whatever that means. ???
Sounds pretty cool though. 8)
This one is nice too.
'maddox is fully licensed to practice medicine in both the united states and mexico'
I am ??? ;D
MAD.
Quote from: maddox on Sat, 2006-04-15, 12:42:54
This one is nice too.
'maddox is fully licensed to practice medicine in both the united states and mexico'
I am ??? ;D
MAD.
I am Doctor Valasco...I treat my patients with tabasco!
Quote from: Appelmoes?? on Sat, 2006-04-15, 14:15:18
I am Doctor Valasco...I treat my patients with tabasco!
::) ::) ::)
;)
MAD.
Quote from: maddox on Mon, 2006-04-17, 21:13:54
::) ::) ::)
I know, I was thinking: 'Should I post that? It's kinda lame...' ;D
Appelmoes.. this is a question for you.....
Why in gods name did you choose for the nick appelmoes????
I just can't figure out why you choose that one :-\
Is there a logic explanation for that???? :-\ :-\
Help me out on this one!!!! ;D ;D ;D
A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...
... A seperatist wanted to register on a
forum that rebelled against the Emperor.
He quickly realized he shouldn't use his
real name, or it would be soon before
Darth Vader would smite him with his
awesome powers of the Dark Side...
Therefore he registered with the name
Appelmoes??, a simple word that popped
in his mind, and from that day forth he
was known as the feared rebel Appelmoes??
hunted by Darth Vader...
(Sorry, I watched Star Wars yesterday ;D)
Quote from: Appelmoes?? on Mon, 2006-04-24, 23:00:00
A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...
... A seperatist wanted to register on a
forum that rebelled against the Emperor.
He quickly realized he shouldn't use his
real name, or it would be soon before
Darth Vader would smite him with his
awesome powers of the Dark Side...
Therefore he registered with the name
Appelmoes??, a simple word that popped
in his mind, and from that day forth he
was known as the feared rebel Appelmoes??
hunted by Darth Vader...
(Sorry, I watched Star Wars yesterday ;D)
Cheers for that! :) ::)
Quote from: Appelmoes?? on Mon, 2006-04-24, 23:00:00
A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...
... A seperatist wanted to register on a
forum that rebelled against the Emperor.
He quickly realized he shouldn't use his
real name, or it would be soon before
Darth Vader would smite him with his
awesome powers of the Dark Side...
Therefore he registered with the name
Appelmoes??, a simple word that popped
in his mind, and from that day forth he
was known as the feared rebel Appelmoes??
hunted by Darth Vader...
(Sorry, I watched Star Wars yesterday ;D)
;D
Quote from: Appelmoes??A seperatist wanted to register on a
forum that rebelled against the Imperator
A minor spell error. I adjusted it for you. ;)
star wars....
My favorite, but i've never heard of the name appelmoes in it :-\ ??? ???
Think i've missed that one ;D ;D
Quote from: debsss on Mon, 2006-04-24, 23:08:51
star wars....
My favorite, but i've never heard of the name appelmoes in it :-\ ??? ???
Think i've missed that one ;D ;D
You haven't ??? I think it was
R2D2 who first said it. I kinda understand it though, 'cos it only was in the 'director's cut' version. ;D
i think i must see them all over again hahaha
i'll remeber it when i see R2D2 ;)
Quote from: debsss on Mon, 2006-04-24, 23:16:49
i think i must see them all over again hahaha
i'll remeber it when i see R2D2 ;)
I think that from now on, every time when i see the movies, i have to think about you. ;) ;D
Hurrah....
Yet another use for apple sauce...
It's been lurking in the back of the cupboard for donkey's years, waiting for Roast Pork and the all-important Crackling...
But now that "R2D2" is on the menu... :o
Quote from: maddox on Mon, 2006-04-24, 23:08:17
A minor spell error. I adjusted it for you. ;)
;D thanks!
Quote from: maddox on Mon, 2006-04-24, 23:26:37
I think that from now on, every time when i see the movies, i have to think about you. ;) ;D
Think about me????
:o :o ??? ???
Quote from: debsss on Tue, 2006-04-25, 18:13:20
Think about me????
:o :o ??? ???
Yep. Only off course when i see R2D2. Is that a problem? :-\
;)
Quote from: maddox on Tue, 2006-04-25, 23:17:13
Yep. Only off course when i see R2D2. Is that a problem? :-\
;)
No, that's not a problem, but still i can't figure out why i'm related with R2D2 :-\ :-\ ???
hehehe maybe because i can't think very clever lately :(
I'll blame it on the narcosis.... ;D
Ahhh sometimes it's good to liven up some of the old topics like this one.
I'll enter my 'normal' name now.
Paco is an environmental engineering scientist
Paco is doing well
Paco is made to dream and remember
Paco is a self styled casanova who promised mercedes they would go to havana with their winnings
Paco is a soldier
Paco is chased by the war
Paco is going to be reunited with his parents
Paco is the innovative leader
Paco is coming
Paco is dedicated to continued development of new products
Paco is available for guitar lessons and celia clara offers private flamenco lessons in her studio
Paco is admired by many for his bold statements and clean textured styling
Paco is a good right
Paco is calling all acts to come perform on his stage of dreams
Paco is in hell
Paco is indeed
Paco is to look within the enigma of music and that search is always new
Paco is self
Paco is a 3 year old male miniature schnauzer with natural ears and a docked tail
Paco is one of our special needs dogs
Paco is one sweet dog
Paco is online
Paco is unavailable from 12
Paco is the center of the gay community in puerto vallarta
I think that's about time to stop this.
I'm gonna search for more 'left behind'-topics.
Quote from: PH on Mon, 2006-05-01, 14:01:18
Ahhh sometimes it's good to liven up some of the old topics like this one.
I'll enter my 'normal' name now.
Paco is an environmental engineering scientist
...
Paco is a self styled casanova who promised mercedes they would go to havana with their winnings
...
Paco is dedicated to continued development of new products
...
Paco is to look within the enigma of music and that search is always new
:o Hey, i've had these ones too. :o
Quote from: PHPaco is a 3 year old male miniature schnauzer with natural ears and a docked tail
I think this one is kinda funny. ;D
With all do respect off course. ;)
8)
Quote from: PH on Mon, 2006-05-01, 14:01:18
Paco is the center of the gay community in puerto vallarta
And there you had us thinking you were an innocent schoolboy, what a dark horse. ;)
Quote from: johninblack on Mon, 2006-05-01, 17:25:42
And there you had us thinking you were an innocent schoolboy, what a dark horse. ;)
Yeah and I'm online now 'till 12 o'clock! You can contact me on my special gay website. My nick there is "Sweetdog".
;D
Chat later........Sweetdog. ;)
Quote from: PH on Mon, 2006-05-01, 17:34:35
Yeah and I'm online now 'till 12 o'clock! You can contact me on my special gay website. My nick there is "Sweetdog".
;D
Undeclared income, perhaps?
Maybe I should investigate further?
:-[ I forgot about this one...
I can explain!! Well, maybe I can't but...
D'oh!
Nevermind...
-Paco
Hehe :D:
Quotemad is powered by a one horsepower olsen and rice gasoline engine
;D ;D ;D
And:
Quotemad is not responsible for the privacy practices or the content of such web sites
Hmm, what kind of web sites? ::) ;D