Everybody please press F5 (or reload in any other way) to see the glorious new b+w simple 5 mins quick-hack I just designed.... 
Where is it...?
Or has my recent up-grade from Atari to Commodore 64 been a technological step-too-far...?
Or is everybody meant to press F5 at exactly the same time...?
OK, all together now...after 3...
Whaddya mean, this is a prog forum...?
Ok then, all together now, after 17-and-a-bit...
PRESS.