Not guility.
I've been recovering from a rather nasty bout of "Windows Validation Failure" issues, and in essence I've had to strip apart the PCs, and rebuild them.
Thank grenty for regular back-ups to CD, but it hasn't left me with any free time to come and iritate you gud 'ole boyz...until now.
And the laptop is now wireless-linked, so I can post from the bath at last...

Now I'm off to see what everybody's been up to, whilst I was away...