One of my classic thread :)
There was a
big yellow lorry
...outside the arena...
MAD. 8)
...playing Contagion on...
...a friday morning...
MAD. 8)
...when a visitor...
(my missus came up with this)! ;D
from another planet...
...ate the wheels...
;D
...when he suddenly...
fell in love
There she was,
... she was beautiful ...
...but really stinky...
...with some funny...
...shaped carrots dangling...
...on both ears...
MAD. 8)
and the nose.
...She farted loudly...
...grinded her teeth...
MAD. 8)
...and fell backwards...
... but she smiled ...
...and touched her... ;D
[b]"oh I love[/b]................
...how Clive plays..
...but she smiled...
...and touched her...
"oh I love" ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ???
how clive plays ??? ??? ??? ??? ???
Is it me or is this buggered now ???
the spoons and
... I wonder why ...
...I can't remember...
Neither can I...!
Somehow it all
...doesn't make sense...
:o
MAD. 8)
...I often wondered...
...how Clive's diet...
didn't work for
.... comedienne Dawn French.
No Leather Cloak...
...could hide the...
...enormous bulk of...
beer hidden under...
...keyboards stacked high...
and the Jack Daniels...*
*brandnames count as 1 word :P
Quote from: Appelmoes?? on Wed, 2005-09-14, 20:04:21
and the Jack Daniels...*
...*
*brandnames count as 1 word :P
(No they / it doesnt / don't...! Otherwise I'll be able to include my Jack Russell's Pedigree Name....Two words is TWO words, irespective of origin....non-negiotable)...
...And the jack...
...Daniels was sitting...
(that's for Appelmoes??)
...a mathematics exam...
... but he failed ...
...due to a...
high consumption of...
...frozen baked beans...
...which gave him...
...A cheque for...
...a penny and...
...very bad wind...
chills and thrills
and belly aches.
So he had...
...to buy a...
...large bag of...
...chillian sea monsters...
and couldn't resist
...a tonne of...
...Leather Cloak polish....
...that smells so...
MAD. 8)
...grotty, like a...
... rotten fish at ...
...a wet dogs...
...funeral, while he...
...reads up on...
...a very long...
...tomato ketchup recipe...
...All of a...
...sudden the curtain...
...spontaniously combusted and...
...the fire extinguisher...
MAD. 8)
...was very angry...
...he rose to...
...his feet, and...
...punched the nearest...
... guy in the ...
... face without even ...
...thinking about it...
Suddenly...
...nothing happened...
in the woods...
...or the strings...
...the thirty musketeers...
... and three pikemen...
began to laugh
...hysterically when the....
...dildo swung violently...
...in his hand...
while the audiance...
Quote from: Appelmoes?? on Tue, 2005-09-20, 20:08:30
while the audiance...
...encouraged "The SpellChecker"....
...to have another...
...four mile run...
around the lake
...wearing nothing but...
...two pink shirts...
with white leather
...underwear with frilly...
....gastronomical deights.....
....however.....
...the elastic snapped...
...unnecessarilly, and shouted...
..."What is this??"...
... "oh it's my..."
"...necrophile Guinea Pig..."
...playing the banjo...
Funny things happened...
orange and spam...
...on the moon...
smoke till noon...
Was the song
...that never was...
Released because it
was no good
Back on earth...
...the mere mortal...
*ola*
MAD. 8)
...scratched his nose...
And his crotch
...im sniffed his...
...sweaty socks while...
MAD. 8)
sniffing his crotch
Sorry guys and gals had to do it! :D
...which wasn't his... :o
...own but borrowed...
MAD. 8)
...from an alien...
...pair of pants...
....That wanted to....
...steal Pepper's Ghosts...
;D ;D ;D
MAD. 8)
...wonderful sounding music...
...that we love...
...to keep playing...
...Over and over
and over and...
:P
...over until suddenly...
... it was stolen ...
:D
...BY A HERMIT!!!
We where feeling....
...quite sad after...
MAD. 8)
...the beer disappeared...
...so we put...
...on some leather...
...and smoked cigars...
... while playing a ...
...game of tennis...
...on a cold...
... and windy court ...
...against someone called...
...Dr Cliff Nylon...
...and his pet...
...leather bag named...
...Marmaduke. It started...
...to get pretty...
MAD. 8)
...difficult to hit...
...But the seams...
...ripped and started...
...a brand new...
MAD. 8)
...Dance reveloution movement...
...with two pairs...
...and an apple...
...and a large...
...Brown banana. The....
...atmosphere degenerated into....
...something quite positive...
...despite the intention...
...of writing home...
...to complain about...
...the grinded canary...
:o  ;)
MAD. 8)
...in their pants...
...which was surprisingly...
...dry and dusty...
...considering that the...
...aardvark had just...
...kissed your face...
...and left behind...
...red lip gloss...
The clouds covered...
...up a conspiracy...
...of evil proportions...
...about a clown...
...with a large....
...personality, and considerable...
...insight into the...
...making of a...
...movie. which starred...
...three foolish people...
...trying to catch...
...a Shadowland album...
...now we know...
...that it didn't...
...hit the consumers...
...in the chops...
Instead it hit...
...a small village...
...in the middle...
...of eating a...
...large cornish pasty...
...when suddenly the...
...family of tissues...
...sneezed violently into...
...darkness. The tissue-family...
...then sqidged off...
...-side. The referee...
...cried out loud...
...because he noticed...
...his nuts were...
Quote from: Higgins III on Mon, 2005-10-10, 11:10:06
...his nuts were...
What are you up to? ??? :-\
...nicked by squirrels.
This created a...
...tear in the...
...Space Time Continuum...
Quote from: keyboardistmatt on Mon, 2005-10-10, 14:56:59
...Space Time Continuum...
:o You cheater! :D
Your last post doesn't count.
So I'll make the next one:
Quote...tear in the...
...Space Time Continuum...
:P
...which in turn...
Quote from: PH on Mon, 2005-10-10, 15:26:49
:o You cheater! :D
Your last post doesn't count.
I'm not the only one who has done this... You gonna stop their posts too? 8)
Anyway...
---------------------------
...opened up some...
Quote from: keyboardistmatt on Mon, 2005-10-10, 20:51:46
I'm not the only one who has done this... You gonna stop their posts too? 8)
Anyway...
---------------------------
...opened up some...
Sorry. :(
But I don't want to look in all of the nine pages to see what story is going on.
---------------------------
...cans full of...
...Brahms. Rick Wakeman...
...drinks this regulally...
Quote from: Higgins III on Tue, 2005-10-11, 00:17:08
...drinks this regulally...
...despite his spelling...
...and spell casting...
...which is not...
...to say that...
...he can spell...
Quote from: Moonloop on Tue, 2005-10-11, 08:28:50
...despite his spelling...
I noticed that just after i posted it. I was also very tired and slightly tipsey. Can you blame a guy for the slip of a hand when he was tired and after having a few pints of Tangle Foot amoung other drinks?
anyway
--------------------------------------
...but to say...
Quote from: Higgins III on Wed, 2005-10-12, 00:34:55
I noticed that just after i posted it. I was also very tired and slightly tipsey. Can you blame a guy for the slip of a hand when he was tired and after having a few pints of Tangle Foot amoung other drinks?
Of course not. In much the same way that you surely can't blame me for feeling the urge to point it out. ;) ;D (tell you what though, because I'm in a good mood this morning I'll refrain from pointing out your one grammatical and two spelling mistakes in the above post - see, don't you feel better now..?? ;D . "Tangle Foot", good pint too. )
...that maybe he...
...could just possibly...
...read a good...
...porn magazine entitled...
...Fnar, Ffnarrboy special...
*ola*
MAD. ;D
...with supplements on...
...how to extend...
....the length of...
...a moog solo... ;D
...very hot topic...
..that burned my...
...teeth, like those...
...currys that I...
...rejected. They were...
...quite possibly the...
...hottest vindaloos ever...
...ever eaten by...
...the common man.
Hence, "Fanfare For...." ;D
...because it was...
...in Bombay that...
....I first noticed...
...the beauty of...
MAD. 8)
...progressive rock, because...
...at that time,...
...I was sleeping....
now I awoke
...and suspended nearby, ...
...was a moog...
...which was squealing...
...for lubrication, so...
...having produced a...
great new song
???
I strained to
...tweak its knobs...
...of painful pleasure...
...but unfortunately I...
...misplaced the instructions...
The story so far (with a few punctuation marks added where necessary. Yes, I have too much time on my hands etc etc. ;DQuoteThere was a big yellow lorry outside the arena, playing Contagion on a friday morning, when a visitor from another planet ate the wheels, when he suddenly fell in love. There she was, she was beautiful, but really stinky, with some funny shaped carrots dangling on both ears and the nose.
She farted loudly, grinded her teeth, and fell backwards, but she smiled and touched her "oh I love how Clive plays the spoons" and I wonder why I can't remember. Neither can I...!
Somehow it all doesn't make sense. I often wondered how Clive's diet didn't work for comedienne Dawn French. No Leather Cloak could hide the enormous bulk of beer hidden under keyboards stacked high. And the jack Daniels was sitting a mathematics exam, but he failed due to a high consumption of frozen baked beans, which gave him a cheque for a penny and very bad wind, chills and thrills, and belly aches.
So he had to buy a large bag of chillian sea monsters, and couldn't resist a tonne of Leather Cloak polish that smells so grotty, like a rotten fish at a wet dog's funeral, while he reads up on a very long tomato ketchup recipe. All of a sudden the curtain spontaneously combusted and the fire extinguisher was very angry. He rose to his feet, and punched the nearest guy in the face without even thinking about it.
Suddenly...nothing happened in the woods or the strings. The thirty musketeers and three pikemen began to laugh hysterically when the dildo swung violently in his hand, while the audiance encouraged "The SpellChecker" to have another four mile run around the lake wearing nothing but two pink shirts with white leather underwear, with frilly gastronomical delights.
However, the elastic snapped unnecessarilly, and shouted, "What is this?? Oh it's my necrophile Guinea Pig playing the banjo."
Funny things happened. "Orange and spam on the moon, smoke till noon" was the song that never was released, because it was no good. Back on earth the mere mortal scratched his nose and his crotch im sniffed his sweaty socks while sniffing his crotch, which wasn't his own, but borrowed from an alien pair of pants that wanted to steal Pepper's Ghosts wonderful sounding music that we love to keep playing over and over and over and over until suddenly it was stolen BY A HERMIT!!!
We were feeling quite sad after the beer disappeared, so we put on some leather and smoked cigars, while playing a game of tennis on a cold and windy court against someone called Dr Cliff Nylon and his pet leather bag named Marmaduke. It started to get pretty difficult to hit, but the seams ripped and started a brand new dance revolution movement with two pairs and an apple and a large brown banana.
The atmosphere degenerated into something quite positive, despite the intention of writing home to complain about the grinded canary in their pants, which was surprisingly dry and dusty considering that the aardvark had just kissed your face and left behind red lip gloss.
The clouds covered up a conspiracy of evil proportions about a clown with a large personality, and considerable insight into the making of a movie, which starred three foolish people trying to catch a Shadowland album. Now we know that it didn't hit the consumers in the chops. Instead it hit a small village in the middle of eating a large Cornish pasty, when suddenly the family of tissues sneezed violently into darkness.
The tissue-family then squidged off-side. The referee cried out loud because he noticed his nuts were nicked by squirrels. This created a tear in the Space Time Continuum, which in turn opened up some cans full of Brahms. Rick Wakeman drinks this regulally, despite his spelling and spell casting, which is not to say that he can spell, but to say that maybe he could just possibly sit down and read a good porn magazine entitled Fnar, Ffnarrboy special, with supplements on how to extend the length of a moog solo.
This was a very hot topic that burned my teeth, like those curries that I rejected. They were quite possibly the hottest vindaloos ever eaten by the common man. Hence, "Fanfare For....", because it was in Bombay that I first noticed the beauty of progressive rock, because at that time I was sleeping.
Now I awoke, and suspended nearby was a moog, which was squealing for lubrication, so having produced a great new song I strained to tweak its knobs of painful pleasure, but unfortunately I misplaced the instructions...
*ROFL*
*ROFL*
I think that's worth publishing! :D
That is good reading.
If Clive can put some music to it we may just have the storyline for the next Arena concept album :D
I reckon the Python team would've been proud of it. :D
Well, I think we should carry on a bit further... ;D
Meanwhile, the slightly...
irritated device with
... a large brain...
started to tick
Peter on the
...nose, with some...
...biscuits and tea...
that tasted like
frozen applesauce with
which was actually
(Can't believe I'm playing along this old gelert joke ::) ;D)
...haemorrhoid cream. The...
...doctor later remarked...
...that he'd never...
....seen one like....
this one, which
was absolutely huge
so after slapping
hit butt, the
...mice scurried away.
The lead rat...
...coughed up some...
...cold hard cash...
...to pay for...
MAD. 8)
...wild thorn bushes...
with green leaves.
Water began to...
stream down his
...mushroom shaped envelope...
only to fall
...with garden compost...
onto his shoes,
...all gooey, and...
...suddenly disappeared into...
...a friendly face...
MAD. >:(
...which was disguised...
...in a new...
...leather bag that...
...ate small animals.
Little critters are...
...so dangerous when...
MAD. 8)
...they are hungry!!!
It had been...
...a while since...
MAD. 8)
...the captain's log...
...mentioned Spock's beard...
MAD. ;)
...as good musicians,
and great scrabble
...players and other...
worldchanging games like:
...Kiss my whip...
and the classic
..."All time #1"...
..."Drive miss Daisy"...
MAD. :o
...not to forget...
...to remember things...
...about leather bags...
with Nottingham Laces...
...and scary herbs...
that will put...
...the wind up...
in the house
...with a ghost...
...in the firewall...
on the brink
of selfdestruction that...
...did not know...
...how to turn...
the mother out.
with a bang
...while simultaneously cutting...
...the front hedge.
Now we have...
...the unusual preconception...
...of tomorrow's newspaper...
MAD. 8)
in which we
...took the voucher...
to the front
...of the store...
While whistling all
Arena songs known
Meanwhile, someone was
far too gone
...to actually realise...
...how much damage...
MAD. 8)
...was caused by...
his overindulgent use
...of mathematical fragments...
MAD. 8)
and rose thorns
...and crazy people...
without any regards
...or any respect...
MAD. 8)
For Clive Nolan
and the rest
...of the people...
who all belong
...to the world...
...of progressive rock.
In one instance, ...
towers were falling
...people were shouting...
and the ground
...was shaking, while ...
people we know
(I replied to that at the same time as Teunis so had to modify :o)
seem to be
...lost in a...
...world of hurt...
from which they
loose their minds
...and their money...
...in gooey stickey...
...Warm toffee pudding...
...which had gone...
...berserk after completing...
MAD. 8)
an evil experiment
involving the growth
...of unrepentantly human...
MAD. 8)
arms and legs
under abnormal conditions...
...behind the toilet.
It sat quietly...
...going absolutely bonkers...
;D
...heating the air...
...with nuclear breath...
MAD. 8)
and making steam
...settle on glass.
...Meanwhile, the monkey...
MAD. 8)
...celebrated ecstatically because...
...the rubix cube...
...and was consequently...
...spamming the forum...
...while some people...
...questioned its sanity...
MAD. 8)
really didn't care. ;D
Suddenly, the Moderator...
...became very furious...
...and banned everyone...
but got lonely...
...so he unbanned...
...the biggest spammer...
...to momentarily unleash...
MAD. 8)
... the fried egg.
Suddenly a giant...
MAD. 8)
...porpoise dressed like...
evil Emperor Ming
...entered the crowded...
MAD. 8)
...gravel pit. It...
...sang a song...
...about dancing flowers...
MAD. 8)
...and it said...
..."bottle of rum"...
..."can cause damage...
MAD. 8)
...to spell-checkers...
...something Gelert obviously...
;D
...didn't know about.
...or care about...
In the shadows, ...
...lies a brilliant...
...but somewhat imperfect...
angry little baby
...screaming for attention...
MAD. 8)
as per usual
...wet diapers and...
.......OH MY GOD!!!...
...a little insect...
exploded in exitement...
...while eating noodles.
...After a substantial...
MAD. 8)
............Chunk o' Cheese.........
...and red wine...
...everything began to...
MAD. 8)
Look somewhat strange
......But! good lord!....
...martians were landing...
(you can imagine where I'm going with this... I am listening to it just now... :D)
...this could mean...
MAD. 8)
...that London Town...
...succumbed to EULAs...
...,whatever that means,...
MAD. 8)
Quote from: maddox on Mon, 2005-12-05, 20:30:56
...,whatever that means,...
MAD. 8)
....By whatever means...
....sidebar<the noise that Jeff Wayne's Martians made...also stands for End User Licence Agreement, as DEMANDED by software manufacturers before full install is allowed>...
Quote from: gelert on Mon, 2005-12-05, 20:37:31
....By whatever means...
....sidebar<the noise that Jeff Wayne's Martians made...also stands for End User Licence Agreement, as DEMANDED by software manufacturers before full install is allowed>...
Gee, thanx for the explanation. MAD. 8)
...good or bad...
somebody had to
....relieve themselves of....
...the little Martians...
...before they disappeared.
.....one Jim oddessy....
Huh? Something removed? ???
???
magic acorn arrived
...verily, imbibed heartily...
....Jim said 'ello..
...but a tree...
....and a hedgehog...
Quote from: Smegal on Fri, 2005-12-09, 11:21:57
....and a hedgehog...
You really make it very complicated now.
...stood in his...
...shoes, trying to...
MAD. 8)
...follow a final...
...footstep before heading...
MAD. 8)
...towards a box.
In the box...
three shiny little
...crossword pencils began...
MAD. ::)
...and then finished..
what they started...
...without ever knowing...
the magic of
...the Midas vision...
MAD. 8)
...i said hi!...
..to the hedgehog...
...who cried: "Unforgivable...
Quote from: PH on Mon, 2005-12-12, 19:28:54
...who cried: "Unforgivable...
to say something...
...like saying hi".
(Man, this is one of the most off-topic topics here, isn't it?)
....then all ofasudden....
(That was never five minutes! uh.. three words!!) >:( ;D
Quote from: Smegal on Tue, 2005-12-13, 02:05:01
....then all ofasudden....
Peter, we would ask you to step in there... ;D
...said "how's Rudi...?".... ;)
....OH B'JESUS NO!!....
Quote from: Smegal on Thu, 2005-12-15, 01:53:40
....OH B'JESUS NO!!....
C'mon now. With respect please!
Quote from: gelert on Thu, 2005-12-15, 00:43:00
...said "how's Rudi...?".... ;)
..."I haven't seen...
MAD. 8)
Quote from: PH on Thu, 2005-12-15, 07:52:27
C'mon now. With respect please!
What's wrong with 'oh b'jesus no' ??
Quote from: Smegal on Mon, 2005-12-19, 13:58:30
What's wrong with 'oh b'jesus no' ??
I think you know what I mean.
(I think I won't post for a while in this thread)
Quote from: maddox on Sat, 2005-12-17, 19:33:17
..."I haven't seen...
MAD. 8)
...Pee Ayche lately... ;D
Quote from: PH on Mon, 2005-12-19, 18:40:27
I think you know what I mean.
(I think I won't post for a while in this thread)
sorry man i still don't understand
Quote from: Smegal on Tue, 2005-12-20, 01:49:27
sorry man i still don't understand
He dislikes people's misusing the name of Jesus, the Son of God in the Christian belief.
Quote from: Peter on Wed, 2005-12-21, 01:13:06
He dislikes people's misusing the name of Jesus, the Son of God in the Christian belief.
fair doo's!
....had know sense....
Quote from: Smegal on Wed, 2005-12-21, 04:07:14
fair doo's!
....had know sense....
...of spelling... ;)
Quote from: gelert on Fri, 2005-12-23, 21:07:41
...of spelling... ;)
Hey, that's only a two word story, I've paid for the full 3 word story?
Quote from: gelert on Fri, 2005-12-23, 21:07:41
...of spelling... ;)
...Or counting sometimes... ;)
... how many people ...
will keep up...
....Spelling less ons.....
Quote from: johninblack on Sun, 2005-12-25, 04:41:49
Hey, that's only a two word story, I've paid for the full 3 word story?
...happier now, JIB...?
...and quick poles...
...to entertain the...
MAD. 8)
...super bean man...
(I've completely lost the story now, it sort of made sence but now its above my head)
....who looks like....
Quote from: gelert on Wed, 2005-12-28, 22:00:47
...happier now, JIB...?
Yes, thank you!
...Muddy Waters without...
MAD.
...a hat or...
...Britney on acid...
MAD. :o
...."THATS GONNA HURT!"...
...Screemed Britney as...
..she combed her...
...hair with a...
.....razor blade that.....
...was a bit...
MAD.
...sharper than a...
knights shiney sword
...thats quite gurthy!..
We all laughed...
.....but just then....
...we realised it...
...was just a...
...strangly shaped carrot...
with green spots
what the hell is 'gurthy'???
...which accidently fell...
MAD.
...into the night..
...-mare of Bugs Bunny...
;D
MAD.
...eating his carrots...
with whipped cream...
...before sipping his...
MAD.
....glass of cold....
....scroat juice with...
...lemon on top...
MAD.
...of old smokey.
Then, just as....
on planet Pluto...
...a carpenter drove...
MAD.
....a nail into....
...his mother's toe...
...and ran away...
MAD.
....in the direction....
...where noone could...
....follow. Just then....
...his mother woke...
...from a bad...
*Making it rather easy for you ;D*
MAD.
.....monkey shaped pillow...
Quote from: Smegal on Wed, 2006-02-01, 03:08:17
.....monkey shaped pillow...
Oh please no... :P
anyway.
...with bloodstains everywhere.
The rabid rottweiler...
...whose eyes were...
MAD.
....pefectly shaped diamonds....
...barked at the...
MAD.
...the rabid rottweiler...
...across the streets...
MAD.
..that was dancing..
...in the rain...
;D
MAD.
..until the night..
...turned into some ....
...gigantic creature from...
MAD.
..the darker side..
...of the moon...
...until the pulse...
;D
MAD.
..suddenly went dead ......
...and bright orange...
...and started singing...
..."Hello, goodmorning, how...
*to be continued*
MAD.
*Previous on "Three Word Story"*
Quote from: maddox on Sun, 2006-02-19, 17:00:16
..."Hello, goodmorning, how...
*to be continued*
MAD.
*And now the conclusion*
...Are you?" but...
;D
MAD.
... the voice suddenly ...
...ate the tune...
...with cheese balls.
..Nevertheless, there was..
...a considerable stink...
..in the air..
...of rusty pliers.
..Everyone felt quite..
...unusual about the...
..strict recent rules..
...concerning the new...
MAD.
...prog security force...
..which was officially..
...introduced by a...
MAD.
...poor guy, who...
...was a member...
MAD.
...of the shattered-room...
...for many years!
Meanwhile, a large...
...dog named "Teeth"...
...came running across...
MAD.
...the street and...
...saw a spider...
MAD.
...wich was very...
..enthusiastic about its..
...spinal tap-dance under...
MAD.
A massive cage............. ( WHERE IT BELONGS IN MY VEIW)
Quote from: sammi on Mon, 2006-03-13, 01:25:06
( WHERE IT BELONGS IN MY VEIW)
Damn, i wanted to write that. :o ;)
...Meanwhile something stired...
MAD.
..was stored up..
...a pile of...
MAD.
.....old spiders legs.....
...filled with custard...
MAD.
...and peach marmelade...
M.
....."How tasty" said.....
...the dog before...
MAD.
...he layed down...
...and started arguing...
...about the weather...
MAD.
...and real life.
After the party...
...untill his head...
...hit the lightbulb...
*horns*
So it's dark
...and everyone dropped...
... to their knees ...
...begging for light...
...until some strange...
... device slowly emerged ...
...from the bottom...
...and some disco-lights...
...started to annoy...
...the crap out...
...everyone who had...
...followed the dog.
But the dog...
had bubble-gum for...
...free. Everyone was...
...so excited that...
...they pissed wet themselves...
...laughing about those...
...silly jokes and...
...got themselves the...
...award of the...
.....Silly Pents Wetmakers......
...only given to...
... the very smallest ....
...underwear.
Clasping was...
...optional, however biting...
... was never intended ...
...but when it...
is done, the...
Quote from: Appelmoes?? on Mon, 2006-11-20, 17:38:27
is done, the...
...the curtain falls...
PS> do you want to slip over the ominous threshold of 2000? ;)
and the fat...
Yes :)
guy with red
...hair came for...
...an ice cream...
and some strange
substance we call
... apple sauce, but ...
...when he entered...
... he fell asleep.
So he slipped...
into a dream...
where the cars
...were ocean blue...
...with pink stripes...
...were driving to...
...an Arena gig...
...the greatest event...
came home after
spending some time...
...with a bunch...
...blind ego's who...
Ps. Hmm, for 120 days no one posted in this thread. Let's revive it. :D
... were not exactly ...
... the suitable companion ...
...to get along...
...and therefore would...
...fly around corners...
at high speeds.
A man stole...
a porcupine last...
...Monday that was...
heavily drunk with
...three shots of...
...very cheap Tequila...
from Southeast Asia
....The monkey said......
..."Hey, it's Eddy"...
;D
so we called
told them everyhting
...they always wanted...
... to know about ...
the Jackson Five
Fortunately, Bruce Dickinson ...
played his favourite
...lullaby and assumed...
... it would appease ...
the holy doctor
... by singing "fnarrffnarr"...
;D
(Sorry, couldn't help it!)
Quote from: bluepony on Wed, 2007-09-05, 15:41:28
... by singing "fnarrffnarr"...
;D
(Sorry, couldn't help it!)
...behind the desk...
:P
...in green trousers.
Somehow there was...
(Nice to have you back Matt! :D)
...a keyboard player...
:P
...lurking in the...
twilight of some
...bloke's foolish pride...
(Thanks!)
...he couldn't remember... :P
Quote from: maddox on Sun, 2008-04-13, 21:06:29
...he couldn't remember... :P
...or
WOULDN'T remember...
:P :P
...his tax return...
;D
...wouldn't happen because...
...he never worked...
...well enough to...
...earn such money...
...in the first...
...second of forever...
...after the third... :P
...and last. Now...
Is this supposed to be a one sentence story?
Quote from: Deenfan on Fri, 2008-04-18, 21:13:30
Is this supposed to be a one sentence story?
...is nine words... ;D
...multiplied by 4.5 %...
::) ;D
Quote from: maddox on Fri, 2008-04-18, 21:56:25
...multiplied by 4.5 %...
::) ;D
...and 3.243F6A8885A308D31319 Hexadecimal...
Quote from: gelert on Fri, 2008-04-18, 22:12:58
...and 3.243F6A8885A308D31319 Hexadecimal...
Fortunately Einstein came...
:P
...wobbling over, and...
...with simultaneous wombling... ;)
Dot.
So in the meantime...
...that's four words...
::)
In the meantime...
... that's too ...
...or two words... ::)
...we lost it...
...and got confused...
...after reading the...
...Sunday Times aloud.
The small words...
...like "a", "&"...
...and I, put...
...the story into...
...a new perspective...
;D ;)
...about Max Moseley! :o
Whoever that is. ???
Max Moosely? Well...
... Moseley & Moosely ...
...No...only Mosley... (http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/3003_nazi_orgy.shtml) ;)
Well, each to...
... his own, eh? ;)
(Sick, weird bastard!) :o
... in F1 topic ...
(&)
... you cheat, Bluey ...
...is this offtopic?
I guess so...
... much FIA intelligence ...
...is lost between...
... her, yes her ...
...sir, no sir...
...three bags full...
:o
...of wool and...
...and sealing wax...
...and and and...
...after a while...
... Mosley gets up ...
...and seeing whacks...
...behind the Ffnarr...
...before the Fnhind...
This story doesn't make any sense! - what thread am I on?
Quote from: gelert on Fri, 2008-04-25, 21:24:30
...before the Fnhind...
This story doesn't make any sense! - what thread am I on?
Cool ain't it? ;D
OT:
...finally took over...
...cooked Steak Tartare...
...with Horseradish Marmalade...
...and launched a...
...waterballoon towards her...
...ridiculously looking wig...
...cost calculator improvements... (http://www.forestry.gov.uk/forestry/INFD-6LCJM4)
...that confused Confucius...
...as he double...
...barrelled his moniker...
...Lewinsky Cilit commercial...
...for bang cleaner...
...close, win £10,000...
BTW Does "£10,000" count as one word? FYI, it's all TRUE...not "made-up"...just watch ITV (UK)...!
Quote from: gelert on Mon, 2008-05-05, 22:09:02
...close, win £10,000...
BTW Does "£10,000" count as one word? FYI, it's all TRUE...not "made-up"...just watch ITV (UK)...!
...and get drunk... :P
PS> 10.000 pounds sounds like a lot of money. :D
After a while...
;)
Yes, this topic still exists! :P
some small worms
(I'd forgotten about this one! - Coooooool!!) 8)
... started screeping over ...
...his dying soul...
Hey, you lot picked up the Three Word game again. Have a banana. (http://progwereld.123forum.nl/phpBB2/images/smiles/progwereld/icon_banana.gif) ;D
On topic:
...with sharpened razorblades...
Sounds like a Heavy Metal song. ;D
...and tomato sauce...
... ,but fortunately they ...
...forgot to call...
... the worms union ...
...to ask for...
... a screeping permit ...
...to show him...
...what he could ...
... have endured if ...
...his biscuits were...
... torn to shreds ... *horns*
...by an American...
...soldier who appeared...
...at ten PM...
... Eastern Daylight Time ...
...to open up...
... the cookie jar ...
... and find out ...
... it contained biscuits! ...
Soon after the...
... digestive biscuit police ...
...saved the world...
...from imminent annihilation...
... by inspecting the ...
...bottom of the...
...fake plastic tree...
;)
... where were hiding ...
...Harry's empty bottles...
... of Guinness stout ...
One week later ...
... some contraband beer ...
... sneaked into Ireland ...
...with some balls...
... of smelly cheese ...
...attached to his...
... back-end. There ...
...was some wet...
...wall-street broker who...
Sorry, first thing that sprang to mind. :-[ ;)
... was on vacation ...
...to the far-east...
... of Clare County ...
... where he met ...
...an elderly lady...
...with an irrational...
...cat that wore...
...garlic scented pajamas...
...with pink stripes...
... and blue dots ...
... on his shaggy ...
...tail. After the...
... rhinoceros plague abated ...
...masts aboard the...
...ship of doom...
..., the beer began ...
... to change into...
...something that wasn't...
...pretty or ugly. ;)
As soon as...
...the messenger opened...
...the can with...
...hairy worms, he ...
... snorted two of ...
...the best Whiskey...