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Alternative Weight Poll

Started by Simtere, Thu, 2005-07-21, 11:35:53

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How much do you weigh?  (take two)

Just right
7 (38.9%)
Too much!!
4 (22.2%)
Don't know
2 (11.1%)
Don't care
5 (27.8%)

Total Members Voted: 18

Simtere

For those of you traumatised by the earlier poll regarding weght, here's a far frendlier version :)

Moonloop

Would have preferred a "Don't care enough to do anything about it" category  ;D
The brainwashed do not know that they are brainwashed...

Teunis

Just right. It's an average weight for my length and I feel good with it.
'I will surrender my heart to the sky
Oh, our love doesn't end here, it lives forever on the wings of time'
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Toto - Wings of time (Kingdom of Desire)

gelert

Quote from: Teunis on Thu, 2005-07-21, 13:15:37
Just right. It's an average weight for my length and I feel good with it.

Fnaar, fnaar...    ;D
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Herben

So the most of us are pleased with their weight, they only forgot to add not heavy enough, can also be a category
Walk along the Waterfall, watching as the world turns red
Wonder where the river flows, and the blood on the River bed
Poison lies to close to us, Reach across the salt and Sand
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Teunis

Quote from: gelert on Thu, 2005-07-21, 20:15:41
Fnaar, fnaar...    ;D
???  What language is that, Russian?
'I will surrender my heart to the sky
Oh, our love doesn't end here, it lives forever on the wings of time'
-------------------------------------------------------
Toto - Wings of time (Kingdom of Desire)

Moonloop

The brainwashed do not know that they are brainwashed...

Teunis

'I will surrender my heart to the sky
Oh, our love doesn't end here, it lives forever on the wings of time'
-------------------------------------------------------
Toto - Wings of time (Kingdom of Desire)

Moonloop

ok...here goes....

"Viz" is a UK based 'adult' comic. The "Fnarr, Fnarr" is one of their oft used exclamations indicative of a smutty laugh following an unintended reference to something rude. You following me here..??

So...when you said that your weight was average for your length, the useage of 'length' rather than 'height' immediately triggered Gelert's response as, over here, if a bloke was to refer to his 'length' he would generally be assumed to be talking about his, erm, um...'member' if you understand what I'm getting at  :)  :-[

Sorry, we're just very childish  ;D



The brainwashed do not know that they are brainwashed...

Teunis

I understand it completely now  :o, but it was really 'abacadabra' for me. Thanks for 'translating'.
'I will surrender my heart to the sky
Oh, our love doesn't end here, it lives forever on the wings of time'
-------------------------------------------------------
Toto - Wings of time (Kingdom of Desire)

Moonloop

Quote from: Teunis on Fri, 2005-07-22, 13:43:43
Thanks for 'translating'.

You are, of course, quite welcome  ;D
The brainwashed do not know that they are brainwashed...

creme anglais

Quote from: Moonloop on Fri, 2005-07-22, 11:56:48
ok...here goes....

"Viz" is a UK based 'adult' comic. The "Fnarr, Fnarr" is one of their oft used exclamations indicative of a smutty laugh following an unintended reference to something rude. You following me here..??

So...when you said that your weight was average for your length, the useage of 'length' rather than 'height' immediately triggered Gelert's response as, over here, if a bloke was to refer to his 'length' he would generally be assumed to be talking about his, erm, um...'member' if you understand what I'm getting at  :)  :-[

Sorry, we're just very childish  ;D






oh my! thanks guys.......... I have not laughed so much in AGES!!!!

Viz- the translation service!!!

gotta go, black-bag got out and is worrying sheep...............

CAx

Herben

Quote from: gelert on Thu, 2005-07-21, 20:15:41
Fnaar, fnaar...    ;D
Oh yes Gelert is jealous, is he too short for his weight?
Walk along the Waterfall, watching as the world turns red
Wonder where the river flows, and the blood on the River bed
Poison lies to close to us, Reach across the salt and Sand
Moving Deeper into the Land

Xanxtuary

At least I'm not the first female on this thread!  CA got there ahead of me.  But I guess she must be happier with her weight than I am.  The only trouble is, as I said on the first weight poll, I'm too lazy to work hard enough to improve my figure.  Hoggie is always saying complimentary stuff about me anyway, which makes me feel even less inclined to diet, join a gym, etc.
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The Pope

Quote from: Xanxtuary on Sat, 2005-07-23, 17:51:28
At least I'm not the first female on this thread! CA got there ahead of me. But I guess she must be happier with her weight than I am. The only trouble is, as I said on the first weight poll, I'm too lazy to work hard enough to improve my figure. Hoggie is always saying complimentary stuff about me anyway, which makes me feel even less inclined to diet, join a gym, etc.
If you can get Hoggie to say the same about me, I won't have to join the gym either! ;)
I need a biscuit !

keyboardistmatt

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The Pope

Quote from: keyboardistmatt on Wed, 2005-10-12, 23:06:45
I dunno about that... ;) ;D ;) ;D
Next time I see you, I'm going to set alight to your hair! ;D
I need a biscuit !

sotonrobin

Quote from: The Pope on Wed, 2005-10-12, 22:58:45
If you can get Hoggie to say the same about me, I won't have to join the gym either! ;)

Would they let someone aged 137 join a gym. ;)
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Because he had goodness
Because he was moral
They called him insane

keyboardistmatt

Quote from: sotonrobin on Thu, 2005-10-13, 17:33:52
Would they let someone aged 137 join a gym. ;)

Could try to fend off old age, I suppose... ;D
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johninblack

Quote from: Simtere on Thu, 2005-07-21, 11:35:53
For those of you traumatised by the earlier poll regarding weght, here's a far frendlier version :)

Thanks for trying to be nice I really quite appriciate the sensitivity you are showing, however no matter how nicely any one tries to put it....I'm still a fat bastard.