Theeeeere we gooooo, couldn't resist couldn't you Peter ?
It's true though, I was a little mad at you, but only for ten minutes
And if the stupid driver of the car would have been faster, we would have had some time to take a little drink and enjoy our time with the kidnapped bride but hell, 70 people were about to storm the buffet without me holding a speech.....and you know, how much I need to hold my speech (little egomaniac, that I am....)
But gelert, what he didn't tell you was, that this was not the only thing he did to me.....
Actually it was similar to the custom in Sweden.
Him and two other friends of mine picked me up a few nights before my wedding, put me in a shirt with my pic on it, handcuffed me with pink plush Handcuffs (it had to be pink..... !!!) and released me only after I collected one hundred (!) female signatures including their phone numbers !!
I got actually 102, including 4 swedish girls (very friendly folks up there in the north), 2 Austrians and 2 Lesbians....I think I am the only living individual in our neighborhood that ever got the phone No's of two lesbians
So you see, there's a history there.....(Hell, that was fun !!!)
about the pubic hair though......is there any other way than being clean down there
ok, too much information, I agree.....
Peter, all is forgiven, actually I have to apologise for my reaction, was a bit too harsh !
I'll make it up to you, once you visit me here in China, ok ? We will have some duckfeet and toad fillet on that.....
and one more thing, the not-drinking thing has another reason, I was drunk when I was four years old, threw up big time and since then, never touched alcohol again....Pawlow works also on kids, keep that in mind boys, might come in handy some day
by the way....how did we get here ??