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I just had a good laugh.

Started by maddox, Mon, 2009-06-01, 21:45:58

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maddox

I stumbled upon this while cruising the internet for Dream Theater.

Hilarious!

Read this!  :D
Cause of Injury: Lack of Adhesive Ducks.

Steve Jones

Most excellent ;D

"Greatest Hit and 2 Songs That Only Dogs Can Hear" ;D ;D ;D
Regards, Steve Jones

"Then I'll know my bet will win, when the saints go marching in"

Manatee

I don't even know most of the little details about the band, and I still find this a hoot.   ;D

Uncyclopedia is an interesting find.  It looks like a combination of Wikipedia and The Onion.   For those who don't know about The Onion, it is an internet "newspaper" (with fictional news) based in Wisconsin, USA.  I recommend it highly.  It is most amusing.  http://www.theonion.com
"What is that sound?  It's confusing, and boy is it loud!"

kmorse

There are entries for other bands, as well.
I'm falling.....Falling down again!

Nicky007

#4
A new genre:  Brown metal

http://www.amazon.com/Greatest-Shits-Seething-Fuck-Patties/dp/B001EGFUJU/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&s=music&qid=1251375610&sr=1-3

... or "toilet rock":

"PROUD USA TOILET ROCK!!! Are You Ready for the shit to hit the FAN!? Overflowing the bowl on to the bathroom floor of the music scene, Cum Self proclaimed toilet rockers "The SEETHING FUCK PATTIES" Fonted by lyricist and singer Stool Poopins. The Seething Fuck patties first Movement " Double Flusher" Aims to take the defecation nation on a one way trip down the pipe to the sewer treatment plant of Ribald, Lacivious Hilarity! The Music, Masterminded by multi instrumentalist MR. Wipes Forward, plops out a steaming pile of riffs and beats that will make everyone from the casual music fan, to the experienced musician say "that's some good shit"! With a contribution from Kan Feltchya (guitar) and Pap Smears (Bass) adding rythyms on the new Album " GREATEST SHITS " S.F.P. is ready for total domination of raunchy rock Market!!."

http://www.myspace.com/seethingfpatties

::)

Nicky.
So you've come of age
And so you want to meet God
Sure you can
He's right here next to me

PH

Alright then, another thing that made me laugh!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7fPf431904

Actually, scratch that, I am filled with amazement...

maddox

That's simply amazing!  :D

I just try to do that kind of stuff. .. .

And failed miserably.  :-[ ;D
Cause of Injury: Lack of Adhesive Ducks.

Iggy

http://thereifixedit.com/

Have any of you seen this site? For lovers of DIY everywhere!

Nicky007

So you've come of age
And so you want to meet God
Sure you can
He's right here next to me

Steve Jones

Regards, Steve Jones

"Then I'll know my bet will win, when the saints go marching in"

maddox

Cause of Injury: Lack of Adhesive Ducks.

Nicky007

#11
OK, since the Room is sleepytime these days, here are a couple of jokes from the Priest Noticeboard to liven you guys up:


Chinese sick leave

Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work
today, I really sick. Got headache, stomachache and legs
hurt, I no come work."

The boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow, I really
need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my
wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything
better and I go to work. You try that."

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "I do what you
say and I feel great. I be at work soon ..... You got
nice house."

;D


Condom jive

Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.

Arlene : What in the hell is that?

Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.

Arlene : Where did you get it?

Jane: You can get them at any drug store.

The next day, Arlene hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.

The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers.

"Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel."

The pharmacist fainted.

:D
So you've come of age
And so you want to meet God
Sure you can
He's right here next to me

maddox

Joke 1:  ;D

I already knew it but still:  ;D

Joke 2:
Cause of Injury: Lack of Adhesive Ducks.

Peter

lawl, thank you so much, that made my ... evening :)
Arriving somewhere, but not here....

maddox

Time for a joke.  ;)

Bad News, Good News, Great News


The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he was greeted by two grim-faced policemen at his door.

"We're sorry to call on you at this hour, Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about your wife."

"Well, tell me!" the man said.

The policeman said, "We have some bad news, some good news and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?"

Fearing the worse, Mr. Wilkens said, "Give me the bad news first."

So the policeman said, "I'm sorry to tell you sir, but this morning we found your wife's body in San Francisco Bay."

"Oh my god!," said Mr. Wilkens, overcome by emotion. Then, remembering what the policeman had said, he asked, "What's the good news?"

"Well," said the policeman, "When we pulled her up she had two five-pound lobsters and a dozen good size Dungeoness crabs on her."

"If that's the good news than what's the great news?!", Mr. Wilkens demanded.

The policeman said, "We're going to pull her up again tomorrow morning."
Cause of Injury: Lack of Adhesive Ducks.

maddox

Cause of Injury: Lack of Adhesive Ducks.

maddox

Cause of Injury: Lack of Adhesive Ducks.

keyboardistmatt

...Is this just a dream I'm in?

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PH


maddox

Cause of Injury: Lack of Adhesive Ducks.

Peter

Arriving somewhere, but not here....

PH

Alright I had a bit of a laugh just now.

A backstory first:
My dad and two little brothers are on holiday in France at the moment. I'm home alone.



(Party at my place?)

My dad and brothers are in a small place called Lus-La-Croix-Haute where it rains at the moment. This is kinda funny in itself since the weather is kinda alright here in Holland. :P
So they texted me to find out if the weather is much better on the south coast of France. In Cannes. Their plan is to go there tomorrow.

So I checked the internet and it seems there are three places called 'Cannes' in France.
One of them in south eastern France near a place called:

Condom



;D

(It gets even funnier!)

So I immediately checked Wikipedia and found out there's a "Condom Cathedral"! ;D
And what's a cathedral without a bishop?

So here's the "Bishop of Condom"!



;D ;D ;D ;D

With such a name, it's not very surprising that there's also a 'museum of famous population-control devices'. ::)

And according to Wikipedia there's a river nearby, which is called Baïse.
In French, the verb 'baiser' roughly means 'to fuck'. :-X

Well, I hope you learned something new today! ;D

PS: Tomorrow, in Cannes, the sun shines! 8)

funkster


PH

I cannot understand there's so few replies to my last post here in this topic.
Nicky, what do you have to say about it? ;D

Nicky007

#24
Guess I'm too prudish  :-[

Actually the word doesnt seem to have been derived from the city name. Here's Online Etymology Dictionary's (2010) article: 

condom

1706, traditionally named for a British physician during reign of Charles II, but there is no evidence for that. Also spelled condam, quondam,  which suggests it may be from It. guantone,  from guanto  "a glove." A word not used openly in the U.S. and not advertised in mass media until November 1986 speech by Surgeon General C. Everett Koop on AIDS prevention.


Quote from: PH on Thu, 2011-07-21, 23:22:54
In French, the verb 'baiser' roughly means 'to fuck'. :-X

Well, it actually means "to kiss," but maybe I'm one of the last romantics  ;D

You're right about the slang usage.

I like yer use of "roughly," Paxi  :D

Nicky.
So you've come of age
And so you want to meet God
Sure you can
He's right here next to me